McSame campaign wish list

1. As many townhalls and debates with Barack as you can schedule. At least one per week. On all the TV channels in primetime. Great idea Grampy.

2. George Bush a primetime speaking spot at the GOP convention. He is the president after all, you owe it to him Grampy.

3. While we are discussing the convention, can you get Cheney a prime speaking spot also? Thanks.

4. Keep talking about how we must win in Iraq. Yeah, we must not stand for defeat. We can win there!!!

5. Keep up that cheery speaking style you used last night, it is so inspiring!

6. Make sure you continue to use living room sized crowds at your events! Its good to hear 5 or 6 people cheering you on.

7. I think you should invite Jerry Falwell and re invite paster Haggie to your campaign. You need the religious right after all.

8. You really should try and squash those nasty Ron Paul supporters. Who needs non-believers in the Republican Party, right? Drive those insurgents out!

9. You really should not force the public finance issue on yourself or Barack. You are the GOP after all, the master of fund raising, you can do it!

10. Lobbyists are your friends. You should invite more of your friends to help in your campaign. More Phil Gramms of the world please.