Bush, Cheney & Lieberman Go In A Bar....

Bush says to the bartender, 'Give me a beer, and be quick about it!" Lieberman says "I'm surprised! I thought you quit drinking."

Cheney says to the bartender, 'Give us all a beer, and I'm paying. I just got another fat check as a delayed payment for my services when I was in charge of Halliburton." Lieberman says "I'm surprised! I thought you had no financial connection with Halliburton when you ordered those no-bid government contracts be given to them."

Bush and Cheney raise a toast to Lieberman for his fine work as Gore's VP running mate, when Lieberman says "I was a disaster. You forget that I almost single-handedly cost Al Gore the Presidency as his Democratic VP running mate."

Bush and Cheney say "We're surprised! We always thought you were a Republican --and did a might fine job!"