BREAKING: Since gas is now averaging over $4 a gallon, Hummer has changed name to Bummer

A piece of overpriced, gas guzzling piece of shit.

BTW, you forgot to convert the H to the B on the H2 metal.

Hawkeye-X

:cry:

Just noticed that metal thing.. :hug:

Hawkeye-X

:hug:

:applause:

The Bummer:rofl: i like that n i'm using it.
but then again i do point and laugh at the drivers of every bummer i see:evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

:hi:

it's just that simple.

I thought for sure that the Hummer freaks would have to park those things this month. For good. But no, no, apparently there is no energy crisis in HummerLand.

here in so. cal.
so new they don't even have permanent license plates on em... just yesterday i saw the hugest most gaudy bummer, brand new. and there is some idiot around here that has their bummer jacked up so high with enormous tires it's laughable. it's truly sad the guy must have the smallest penis in the universe:evilgrin:

:rofl:

:rofl: MAO

I'll do that.. he lives in my sisters apt. complex

Or most SUV's and trucks in general, and not any worse than any fullsize car.

Volvos (notice how similar it is to 'vulva')? Subarus (sounds kind of like uterus)? We men are curious :shrug:

:spray:

So bad you are prejudice against little wieners. Are you worthy of a large one??
Just askin.

i'm not prejudice against little wieners but i certainly don't like big dicks..
just sayin:evilgrin:

:spray:

;-)

I was counting...

I doubt they'll be in business much longer unless they change their inventory. Last week I saw someone driving their new H2 and chatting on their cell phone. A 2 time loser! People like that are the boorish freeper types who get off from being openly scornful to the common good.

So many Hummers, so few RPGs.

Buh bye! :)

They ALL get the SAME, similar or worse millage as a Hummer? Don't they deserve your scorn too????????

Toyota Sequoia
Toyota Land Cruiser
Toyota FJ Cruiser
Toyota Highlander
Toyota Tundra

Nissan Armada
Nissan Titan

Lexus GX and LX

Honda Ridgeline
Honda Odyssey
Honda Pilot

Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG
Mercedes-Benz ML63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG
Mercedes-Benz GL550 SUV
Mercedes-Benz G500 SUV
Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster

Bentley (all)

Ferrari (all)

Porsche (all)



Well?

BTW while your at it all those safety Nazis with rear facing backseat only child seats till they hit puberty types in no way contributed to forcing Americans that actual procreate in buying all those suv's and minivans just to set the record straight and all. (Plus all those extra safety features in no way made cars heavier or less fuel efficient.)

Hello?!?!

:P

Which is the mileage that my friend's father gets from his Hummer H2.

Apparently, that's not the worst some have reported: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummer_H2#Fuel_economy

"Actual owners have reported 17 mpg highway and 13 mpg in the city with a 15 mpg average. Comparable if not better than other large vehicles. Motortrend observed 12 mpg. <4> Car and Driver observed 10 mpg. <5> A reviewer at about.com got 8.6 mpg. <6> Edmunds got 9.2 mpg.<7> Four Wheeler magazine observed 10.8 mpg in their final long term report of an H2 SUT (pickup). Their worst tank was 7.2 mpg and best tank was 15.3 mpg. <8> Consumer Guide observed 10.7 mpg, even with mostly highway driving. <9> Automobile Magazine averaged less than 10 mpg. <10> US News observed 9.5 mpg according to its trip computer. <11> Cars.com observed 11.4 mpg according to its trip computer in mostly highway driving. Most vehicles (between 90% and 98%) get higher MPG when driving on the highway, due to reduced acceleration and braking (which burns more gasoline); hybrid cars are an exception to this rule. Car and Driver notes that the 2008 H2 is more efficient than previous models. mpg.<12>"

All the vehicles you listed do have my scorn, but the Hummer is at the top of my scorn-list.

Aren't worried about $4 gas

....saying "Aw, man, this is BULLSHIT! It's AMERICA! I have a RIGHT to a HUMMER!!!"