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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:28 AM
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Report from CA: Gay Marriage +21h 24m
5:42 AM PST: Sunrise
6:17 AM PST: wtmusic's neighbor retrieves newspaper, jet flies overhead
6:59 AM PST: other neighbor's dog barks, then stops

Overall: Mood is eerily normal. Disintegration of moral fabric showing few outward signs.

More to come.
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GarbagemanLB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:30 AM
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1. Have the four horsemen appeared yet?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:31 AM
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3. Where?! What horsemen!!???
*listens intently*
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:32 AM
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4. If the Apocalypse comes, wake me up. I wouldn't want to miss the Rapture...
... can you imagine the real estate left behind???
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Jewelsparkle Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:49 AM
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25. I'm so prepared.
I've loaded my basement with gallons of water and non-perishable food.

Because it's coming, people...you know it is....2 loving, consenting adults have a piece of paper stating that they are 2 loving, consenting adults.

The end of the earth is coming!!!!!!!!!!

(Psst...that was sarcasm for the sarcastic-impared!)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:31 AM
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2. No nazis riding dinosaurs? n/t
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:33 AM
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7. No, it's not the Nazis. It was little Caveman Children, per the Kentucky Creationist Museum.
Geez. Get your Creationist facts straight.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:34 AM
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8. That was a reference to the TV show "Drawn Together." n/t
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:38 AM
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13. I don't have time for tv. I'm too busy infiltrating schools and turning all the children gay.
It is part of the Agenda, you know. ;-)
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:35 AM
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10. I would love the movie Idiocracy even more if we weren't living it. n/t
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:49 AM
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17. Wanna go to Starbucks for a hand-job? n/t
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:51 AM
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18. We don't have time for a hand job!!! n/t
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:32 AM
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5. Did that sweet old couple get married yet?
They were just darling.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:42 AM
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15. I don't know if it's the same sweet old couple you're
referring to, but two very sweet old ladies were, I believe, the first to tie the knot.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:37 AM
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23. Yep, that's them
I thought they were so adorable.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:33 AM
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6. Are you married? If so, has anyone tried to destroy it?
I hear that's part of the "gay agenda". :scared:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:36 AM
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12. That's the Official Mission of the Gay Banditos.
It frees up the time of the rest of the Membership for Pushing the Gay Agenda (or MPGA) for recruitment in public schools and buying the gift toasters.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:54 AM
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19. Oh yes, there will be gifts to buy.
I'd forgotten how busy friends and family will be.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:46 AM
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16. Even worse -- the Sacred Institution of Marriage
is what they're trying to destroy.

And I will give my all to protect it. Once I find it.
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:34 AM
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9. Give it time
The divorce courts don't open until nine. I expect to see there a stampede of several million heterosexual Christians who decided during the night that since the hoe-moe-seks-you-alls can get hitched now, they shouldn't be married anymore to avoid the "guilt by association" that would come with it.
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:35 AM
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11. I heard rumors that dogs and cats were sleeping together.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:41 AM
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14. It has already happened. The Gay Agenda is taking over the World!!!
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:58 AM
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21. The life of Reilly!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 09:57 AM
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20. No plagues of locusts, anything like that?
No Biblical type stuff? Fire raining from the sky, that type of thing?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:05 AM
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22. I hear Fred Phelps is in CA
does that count?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:43 AM
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24. Fred Phelps doesn't believe in counting.
It's not Biblical.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 11:07 AM
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27. So that's what that stench is.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:58 AM
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26. And millions flock to the altars?
:-)
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