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And all the Dan Quayle ones had been falsely attributed to Al Gore. I replied all - because I'm just so damn helpful, damn it - and corrected that mistake and then made a joke about the glut of stupid quotes coming from the current resident of the White House.
My reply got passed along to a couple of her classmates not on the original list and one of them, a then senior, took to threatening to "kick a mudhole" in my chest for being a liberal which ended up with our having an email flame war for a few weeks with his getting more and more infuriated with me because 1) he wasn't that smart, and 2) he couldn't find out where I lived (I'm unlisted). He even called a guy with the same uncommon name as mine in Milwaukee (I'm in Tulsa, and I told him that). I kept jokingly offering to meet him at the McDonalds that's in his hometown next time I was there to visit family so I could buy him a Happy Meal before he proceeded to kick said mudhole in my chest, but he never took me up on my offer. I finally asked my niece who this guy was, and when she found out what was going on, she went up to him in school and yelled at him, "Leave my uncle alone! He's 3 times bigger than you!" like I was actually going to hunt this guy down and put him in the hospital for bothering me with his infantile threats.
He did stop bothering me after that though. Thanks, niece.
TlalocW
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