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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:30 PM
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Poll question: If you were John McCain, what would you do?
It's November 5 and you just lost to Barack Obama. You decide to retire.

How do you spend your retirement?
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:38 PM
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1. Take Imus' job.
Everyone will call him "sir" and he'll get away with losing his temper in public.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:39 PM
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2. LOL!
And he could say all the racist carp he could muster.
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loyalkydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:50 PM
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3. Croak
and get laid
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ShadowLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 07:53 PM
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4. Yelling at kids on my lawn(s), he owns 8+ houses
That's a lot of lawns to tell kids to get off of.
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papapi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:14 PM
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5. Buy a copy of X-Plane and learn to fly. n/t
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 08:15 PM
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6. Model Straight Jackets... with flag pins.
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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 09:07 PM
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7. Enter into a partnership, of sorts, with Carl Rove.
Undercover CIA Agents?

One as Ambassador to Iraq, the other to Iran?

Cindy will no longer have a use for him, will move in with Georgie.



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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 09:16 PM
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8. Offer up my shriveled brain to medical science, as I am obviously not using it.
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Chuggo Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 09:18 PM
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9. I'd spend money on ads.
I'd pretend I don't sin.
I'd lay off the hookers.
That's how I'd win.
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