Holy Tortured Logic, Batman! - Democratic Underground

SpookyCat

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Thu Jun-26-08 09:43 PM
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Holy Tortured Logic, Batman!

"If Guns Kill People, Do Pens Misspell Words?"

You know, he makes a good point!

:rofl:

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mcctatas

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Thu Jun-26-08 09:44 PM
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1. freeper pens do...

Edited on Thu Jun-26-08 09:47 PM by mcctatas

edit to add this beauty;)

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YOY

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Thu Jun-26-08 09:47 PM
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2. Therefore Freeper with guns...

Oh it's just too tempting and goes against my belief in the 2nd amendment.

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SpookyCat

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Thu Jun-26-08 10:06 PM
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4. I love our Morans guy!

He's like a mascot now LOL!

Really it's getting to be a toss up in sheer numbers between these people and LOLCats.

Maybe someone could meld the two...oh that could be funny!

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HughMoran

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Fri Jun-27-08 08:46 AM
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8. That's my boy

Gosh, he's growed up to be so smart

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eppur_se_muova

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Thu Jun-26-08 10:05 PM
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3. Next to a guy holding a sign BACKWARDS? Ironic. nt

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YOY

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Fri Jun-27-08 08:02 AM
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5. He can read it

That's really all he's holding it for.

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Bandit

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Fri Jun-27-08 08:38 AM
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6. Thank Gawd that we have more guns, implements of death.

Ain't America grand....

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knitter4democracy

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Fri Jun-27-08 08:41 AM
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7. So, logically, misspelling a word is like killing a person?

Wow. People can be sooooo messed up.

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SpookyCat

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Fri Jun-27-08 10:57 AM
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9. Makes the brain hurt, doesn't it?

It's like I'm the robot babe in Star Trek, killed with a logical paradox..

"everything Harry Mudd says is a lie".."I'm lying..."

Sometimes I think my head may just go poof!

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knitter4democracy

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Fri Jun-27-08 01:52 PM
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10. I'm an English major, and it still makes my head hurt.

It's such an odd statement.

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Canuckistanian

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Fri Jun-27-08 01:58 PM
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11. Too bad there's no law against murdering the English language

And there's no Geneva Convention against torturing logic.

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EOTE

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Fri Jun-27-08 02:34 PM
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12. A more accurate analogy...

If guns kill people, do pens dispense ink?

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balantz

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Fri Jun-27-08 02:38 PM
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13. "I'll poke yer eye out!" n/t

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