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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:55 AM
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But does Jesus come in orange sherbet?
Yes, we share oxygen with these people. :crazy:



Image of Jesus Found in Spumoni Ice Cream

Last Edited: Friday, 11 Jul 2008, 11:02 AM MDT
Created: Friday, 11 Jul 2008, 10:41 AM MDT


SALT LAKE CITY -- Some patrons of a Salt Lake City chocolatier say they found an image of Jesus Christ in a 3-gallon bucket of spumoni ice cream.

For some, Jesus' image is clearly visible right away. Others are unable to see him at all.

The owners of Hatch Family Chocolates joked eating the ice cream was more "sacri-licious" than sacrilegious.

"Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted. So, spimoni Jesus is no more. And I kind of think it'd be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back," said co-owner Steve Hatch.


http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6963766&version=6&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:58 AM
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1. only when he he's feeling REALLY randy...
nt
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:00 AM
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3. .....
:spank:

I just realized the double entendre of my subject line......

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:59 AM
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2. Christ in a 3 gallon bucket!!
:rofl:
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:01 AM
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4. LOL
:spray:

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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:10 AM
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5. We were removing wallpaper, and one of the remnants left the shape of a cross.
We considered selling tickets to pay for the renovations we're doing...
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:37 AM
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7. I have the Virgin Mary
on my linen closet door and I thought to do the same thing to pay for the house. Alas, I am not that crazy.

I have to say, it is a pretty good likeness ;).
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:12 AM
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6. I love how any pattern of matter that looks anything even remotely like...
Edited on Sun Jul-13-08 07:13 AM by Kutjara
...a man with a beard is automatically taken to be "Jesus." Couldn't it equally be George Carlin? Or Charles Manson? Or Rembrandt, for that matter? How about just some random bearded guy?

Nope, it has to be "The Son of God(TM)" who makes all these kitschy appearances in people's foodstuffs, tree trunks, mildew stains, cloud formations, and land masses. He must be really bored in Heaven if he has to amuse himself by messing with the credulous in such a petty manner.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:47 AM
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8. I see "images" in patterns on wood grain etc....how come I never see "jesus"?
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salguine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:00 AM
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9. I once saw Abe Vigoda in a pint of Chunky Monkey.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:11 AM
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10. If he does, the orange sherbet
needs to be wiped with a good spermicide and tested.

You don't know where he's been for the last 2000 years.



(yes, I resigned myself to hell years ago.)
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:15 AM
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11. Spumoi? Those wiley Eye-talians. This is undoubtedly a Papal plot
I'm donning my tin-foil Miter, with synthetic Refracto-Gems.

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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:45 AM
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12. That Can't be Jesus
It looks like he's smokin' a cigar.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:47 AM
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13. it's Utah...might as well be a separate dimension...
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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:51 AM
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14. the back of one of my luaun doors has
an image of "Bullwinkle", think I could get enough to live on for a month off ebay?
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Toasterlad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:53 AM
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15. "I Know I Musn't Eat Thee..."
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:57 AM
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16. I'm so disappointed.
I thought for sure someone would have posted a pic of Dog-Butt Jesus© by now.

:(

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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 09:05 AM
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17. looks like Frylock.
but I do tend to confuse cartoon figures.
:hide:
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