McCain's excellent adventure!

In a daring bid to wrench attention from his Democratic rival in the 2008 presidential race, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) today embarked on an historic first-ever visit to the Internet.

Given that the Arizona Republican had never logged onto the Internet before, advisors acknowledged that his first visit to the World Wide Web was fraught with risk.

But with his Democratic rival Barack Obama making headlines with his tour of the Middle East and Europe, the McCain campaign felt that they needed to "come up with something equally bold for John to do," according to one advisor.

McCain aides said that the senator's journey to the Internet will span five days and will take him to such far-flung sites as Amazon.com, eBay and Facebook.

With a press retinue watching, Sen. McCain logged onto the Internet at 9:00 AM Sunday, paying his first-ever visit ever to Mapquest.com.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/mccain-makes-historic-fir_b_114002.html

LOL Hope he makes it back alive. His brain might melt.:rofl: :popcorn:

his head will explode just trying to follow a thread.

He wouldn't make it out alive.
:headbang:

It's 4chan. Supposedly the wildest site on the internet. Not having

seen the whole net, I can't say. But it is out there.

and wasting taxpayer $$$ to provide security for his junkets.

I wonder if he'll fall for a "male enhancement" email

and you know he wouldn't be able to resist.

Poor John, he just doesn't look presidential at all, or even senatorial for this century.

Did he have to find Arizona? Sure didn't do him a bit a good...the idiot believes Iraq and Pakistan has a connecting border....Prolly told the chimp, Brazilian was more than a million.

For my campaign. Particularly moving was a message I got from a young rock and roller, a Mister Rick Astley, who told me that he was never going to give me up nor let me down.

TlalocW

"You boys get off of my lawn!!"