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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-08 11:22 PM
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Let the jokesters begin!
This is so ripe for humor...have at it!

Police say man shot lawn mower that wouldn't start

ASSOCIATED PRESS

7:01 p.m. July 25, 2008

MILWAUKEE – A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.
Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.


According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: “I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.”

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.



-more at:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20080725-1901-odd-mower-madness.html
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Esra Star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-08 11:38 PM
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1. What do you mean? Like this?
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-08 12:18 AM
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2. That's perfect!
Oddly disturbing...in a Christine kinda way!

:)
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