Where do you think Osama bin Laden is?

As the Bush-Cheney administration ties up loose ends and proves its anti-terror skills to the American people.... :sarcasm:

anthrax...check
Iran...workin' on it
I'm sure you can add others...

Where do you think Osama bin Laden is?

I'll claim my vote....politics as usual - Thaw out Bin Laden and tie it in to that wonderful "shock and awe" surge that worked so well.

they'll pull Osama out of the freezer for an October surprise, I'm sure.

Do not ask me how I know this.
:-)

usual destination. We hear many interesting stories out there. ;-)

internet?

Somehow I made it through college with only BOOKS for reference! (mid 1960s)...I couldn't even imagine trying to do that nowadays.
:silly:

Osama's living in exile somewhere in the Vincentian islands, as part of a deal negotiated with the Bush administration. He actually had nothing to do with the September 11th attacks, and Bush knows it. If bin Laden is dead, the people around him will squawk about his innocence. However, since all the principals are better off if bin Laden is alive and comfortable, they've agreed to Bush's buyout offer.

He's more of a criminal than Bin Laden at this point.

before the end of the Bush term like they had finally found him in Afghanistan.

is there too. One big happy get together.

:shrug:

:P

Sippin' chimpy's bourbon.

Fox News: "Bin Laden Already Dead"

Wednesday, December 26, 2001

Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

"The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said.

Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

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The Death of bin Ladenism
By AMIR TAHERI
Published: July 11, 2002

Osama bin Laden is dead. The news first came from sources in Afghanistan and Pakistan almost six months ago: the fugitive died in December and was buried in the mountains of southeast Afghanistan. Pakistan's president, Pervez Musharraf, echoed the information. The remnants of Osama's gang, however, have mostly stayed silent, either to keep Osama's ghost alive or because they have no means of communication.

With an ego the size of Mount Everest, Osama bin Laden would not have, could not have, remained silent for so long if he were still alive. He always liked to take credit even for things he had nothing to do with. Would he remain silent for nine months and not trumpet his own survival?

Even if he is still in the world, bin Ladenism has left for good. Mr. bin Laden was the public face of a brand of politics that committed suicide in New York and Washington on Sept. 11, 2001, killing thousands of innocent people in the process.

What were the key elements of that politics?

The first was a cynical misinterpretation of Islam that began decades ago with such anti-Western ideologues as Maulana Maudoodi of Pakistan and Sayyid Qutb of Egypt. Although Mr. Maudoodi and Mr. Qutb were not serious thinkers, they could at least offer a coherent ideology based on a narrow reading of Islamic texts. Their ideas about Western barbarism and Muslim revival, distilled down to bin Ladenism, became mere slogans designed to incite zealots to murder.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9405EFDE1230F932A25754C0A9649C8B63

Hmm. Didn't Bhutto also say he was dead?

:hi:

and said it very matter-of-factly, as if it were common knowledge.

I say "dead" and possibly in a freezer, on hold. Meanwhile, Bush and Cheney know he's dead whether they have him in cold storage or not.

ready to be pulled out in late October. In other words, he's working for the McCain campaign.

I saw him selling onions and zucchini.
I'm pretty sure it was him.

could be

I'm hoping they DON'T have him in the freezer - it would just fry me if they got to still use him as political currency.

:P

You can tell because of the white robe! :rofl:

better evidence than we usually get from our government!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

and the freezer one caught some of the snark vote.

"somewhere along the Iraq/Pakistan border."

Hell borders on the south.

that's pretty much uninhabited. Where else could a 6'6" Arab guy with a beard to his waist and a dialysis machine in tow hide? :shrug: He ain't playing third base for the Saudi Dodgers, that's for sure...

Dallas

in Saudi Arabia!

since the pResidunce told us he just doesn't spend that much time thinkin' about him.

obviously this is strictly speculative.

Let's see, I'm Osama, where do I want to be?

Dubai would be great...



Maybe he's cryogenically preserved. Visiting Ted Williams at Alcor.

Ready to be rolled out the second the GOP needs a photo op. :eyes:

Maybe in Peshawar.

Alive and well in a place or places few know of.
This condition DOES exist in many areas of this planet.

Langley, Virginia, on a CGI database, being prepped for the next fake terror attack.

But definitely not on any Jupiter Mining Co. installations, of that much I am certain.

and the check in the mail for his previous work.

dont worry osama, theyve got their oil money now... itll be there in no time!

They're going to "nab him" mid-October. Meanwhile, he's Poppy's bait boy.

Oops, wrong poll. My bad.

:yoiks:

It turned out bin Laden liked Cheney's "undisclosed location": the Hooters in Newerk.

Occasionally they hang together and talk about the war over colas while glassing the flesh, as they say.

It turned out bin Laden liked Cheney's "undisclosed location": the Hooters in Newerk.

Occasionally they hang together and talk about the war over colas while glassing the flesh, as they say.

End of the Osama game. We can't possibly expect that he will ever show up again, anywhere.

living in Miami.


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