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I heard a brief George Carlin Riff this morning on Air America about politicians.

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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-08 02:58 PM
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I heard a brief George Carlin Riff this morning on Air America about politicians.
He was saying that people always act like politicians drop out of thin air. Nobody seems to understand where they come from.

He goes on to point out that they come from our cities, our churches, our schools, our communities and concludes by saying -
Garbage In, Garbage Out!
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-08 04:41 PM
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1. Monty Python's apology to politicians.
'WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT VIEWERS SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE.
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-08 05:59 PM
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2. now THAT is hilarious
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