Bigfoot Cited in Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport

Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 05:50 PM
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Bigfoot Cited in Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport

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mmonk

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Fri Aug-15-08 05:51 PM
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1. It was tapping.

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 05:53 PM
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2. Tapping where it should have been crapping!

Looking for love in all the wrong places!

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mmonk

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Sat Aug-16-08 08:34 AM
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20. Yep.

It really stinks.

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DarthDem

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Fri Aug-15-08 05:58 PM
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3. Any Creature That Large is Bound to Have . . .

Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 05:58 PM by DarthDem

(yes)

. . . a wide stance. Glad the MSP police detail is performing at peak, as usual.

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:05 PM
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6. Bobble-Foot is still on the prowl, so be careful out there!

I hope he's not rabid!

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DearAbby

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:02 PM
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4. He is known to peek through the crack ,,,waves his hairy knuckles

under the wall of adjoining stalls. Be advised when traveling through the twin cities international airport....that is all.

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:14 PM
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8. I think it was looking for a WMD

Weenie Of Massive Dimensions...do not attempt to apprehend...do not collect $200...Go directly to jail...zip...beep...crackle...

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DearAbby

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Fri Aug-15-08 09:48 PM
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16. WMDs

Weenie Of Massive Dimensions, suspect claims penis has, like the moon, a light side and dark side of the penis...DONT GO NEAR THE DARK SIDE OF THE PENIS...be advised, over and out.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Aug-16-08 05:03 AM
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18. I think Larry gets cornfused and was tapping out his own...

penal code in hopes of attracting a mate for a day.

Too much Bob Dole Viagra and George Bush Kool-Aide combined pickles both heads at the same time, IMHO...

Larry Craig is like a hugh blow-fly...attracted to the smell of waste.

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baldguy

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:03 PM
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5. He just has a wide stance.

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TheCowsCameHome

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:11 PM
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7. Sen. Craig books his stall, requesting an XXXwide unit, non smoking.

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opihimoimoi

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:06 PM
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9. Gawd Dammit Hubert, ou should be writing for SNL or Countdown/Daly show

Ya just noes people ganna write messages in them Stalls...."Dear Larry............."

THIS is Hilarious....The Smell of Shit is a Turn On??? who woulda thought? Maybe the Vitter gang?

Dear Larry,

My name is Bruce and would love to tap shoes w you...call me at......(*&^*((%$

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:26 PM
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11. "Larry, if you can read this you are pissing on your tapping foot!"

"For a large time call Miss Buffalo Chippy @ BR-549"...

"I ain't shittin' I ain't fartin' It's John McSame I'm out smartin, B. O.!"

"Larry's Love Nest!"

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opihimoimoi

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:33 PM
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12. Dear LOOSE LIPS LARRY.....Meet me at Harry's Place on 2nd Ave ...11 PM

"I'll have the meat for ya"

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:52 PM
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14. Larry knows his sh!t!

I think Dave must have shown him the rope.

The same Rope that Dirty Didee Davy was showing all the gals at the $3,000.00 a pop cat houses!

Family Values and shit!

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opihimoimoi

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Fri Aug-15-08 09:41 PM
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15. 5 things to think about when you see Larry over THERE....

1. "Look, theres Larry....Lets go this way.................... did he see us?"

2. "Oh Oh Larry is with Bruce and Steve...Now what?"

3. "Oh Fuck, here he come....." Morning Larry.... scuse me...on my way to the shitter...OOps...sorry"

4. "OMG...He is going into the SAME restroom...OMG"

5. "Quick...here comes that toilet dude..les get outta here"

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Aug-16-08 04:53 AM
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17. "What do you mean "We" Larry, is there a turd in your pocket?"

"Is That A Turd In Your Pocket Larry Or Are Ya Jus Glad To See Me?"

Larry was caught brown handed and he pleaded guilty and then flip flopped.

At best Larry is a FLIP FLOPPER!

At worst he's a shit monger like Diaper Davy Vitter!

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opihimoimoi

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Sat Aug-16-08 07:16 AM
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19. LOL...Hubbie, you be so mean........LOL

The fact Larry is still in the Senate reveals a clue...if the Pubs were hetros...Larry woulda been forced out...but he is still there.. does this mean many other Pub Senators are closet bangers too?? Jus askin....

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Aug-16-08 11:29 AM
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21. Looks like it!

If Larry had been a democrat Andrea Witchell would still be talking about it every day!

It would be all that was on FOX if a Democrat wore shitty diapers to Sunday School like Vitter the shitter!

Those pubs gag at a gnat and swallow anything cuming down the pike!

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tannybogus

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:09 PM
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10. D L Hughley said he hadn't known about gay foot tapping signals.

He then said he was never going into the bathroom with his Ipod again.:evilgrin:

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:47 PM
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13. The old Soft Shoe looking for a new hornpipe?

Went out looking for a Sailors' Hornpipe to honk and wound up trying to blow a police whistle by mistake?

Larry is one of the best the GOP has to offer!

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