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Edited on Wed Aug-20-08 01:23 PM by greyhound1966
So, I'm placing an order for some commodities from a company I've been dealing with since they started about 12 years ago. Placed my monthly order as usual, with one minor difference, last month they were out of one item so I ended up with an over payment of $35 on my account.
The next month rolls around and I call the company up to inquire as to why my money has not been returned and they inform me that, instead of a refund, they have issued a store credit. OK, well it would have been nice if they'd let me know, but just apply it to this month's order. "OK", the phone monkey tells me, "just place your order on line as usual and when you get to the payment page select 'store credit' as your payment method", "OK", says I and proceed with my order on line. I get to the painful part and select 'store credit' as method of payment and the site informs me that there is not enough in my account to pay for the order with no other options, like say make a partial/split payment.
Back on hold.
Holding...
Holding...
"Thank you for waiting, all of our customer service representatives are busy helping other customers, please stay on the line and the first available agent will be right with you"
Holding...
Holding...
Holding...
"Thank you for waiting, all of our customer service representatives are busy helping other customers, please stay on the line and the first available agent will be right with you"
Holding...
*makes a pot of coffee
Holding...
"hello this is Dave, how can I help you?"
"Hi, I need to finalize an order with you and I have a store credit I need to use and the web site doesn't have any option to pay the balance out of my normal account."
"Yes, it does"
"Where?"
"Just go to the payment screen and select store credit"
"I did that and it just tells me there is not enough to pay for the order"
"Select eCheck"
"There is no option here, and when I go back to the payment method screen there's no option to split the payment"
"yes, there is"
"look Dave, I'm looking at the screen right now and there is no option, when I select 'use eCheck' it takes the entire amount out of my account and there is no option to use store credit".
"yes, there is"
"No, there isn't"
You know how the rest of this goes, 45 minutes he has to create an order that, hopefully, will use up the store credit.
We all have had similar experiences and it just gets worse every quarter. I currently (and hopefully for not much longer) work for "the largest computer hardware manufacturer in the world" (that doesn't manufacture one single component any more) as the highest person that will talk to customers, and 80% of every conversation starts out with, "thank God, you speak English" and proceeds with a depressingly familiar tale of spending weeks, and sometimes months, talking to people all over the world, except the US, trying to get their issue resolved.
Our data bases will not talk to each other, our service systems will not pull accurate data from any of the databases that store required information, our 'front end application' will not tie a customer's record with that customers equipment, and the entire company has been outsourced to at least 5 different companies, none of which has any clue or care about our customers, they are only concerned with how much they can bill us every month. If the corporation declared bankruptcy tomorrow, the creditors and shareholders would find nothing to liquidate except an aging building in the Silicon Valley, we have no assets and only a tiny core of executives, a gang of lawyers, and their support staff that work for us directly (you know, employees), everything else is outsourced to somebody else
It seems that nobody (working) knows how to program anymore, they know "tools" that do the "programming". Even software development companies don't actually program any more, they use tools to make the tools that they sell to their customers, none of which work for shit. Bloated, inaccurate, and ssssssllllllllllooooooowwwwwww, they propagate themselves by only working with the apps created by their "partners", and the monstrosity in Redmond, WA is the worst.
WTF do we think is going to result from this course? Profits are up, but the number of customers steadily shrinks. Customer service has become a very bad joke and nobody seems to care, as long as it's cheap.
Help me out here, is there hope anywhere? Are we destined to be the "Idiocracy" Mike Judge envisions?
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