Michelle spoke eloquently at our Convention, will Cindy McCain speak for the Republicans?

Will the Republicans trot out Cindy McCain at their Convention? You'd think they'd have to after President-soon-to-be Obama's good wife took to the podium. They can't have us outdo them, can they? How do you think she will stack up as a speaker compared to Michelle Obama's performance last night? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Another thought that brings a smile to my face: Biden for our side and whoever the poor bastard is the Republican's select when it comes time for the VP debate. Bwahahahahahahahahahah!

Cindy Rice.....:woohoo::hi:

I know I'll be watching.

I hope she wears her big beehive hairdo and that they play 'Rock Lobster' in the background.

I CAN'T WAIT! :bounce:

:P

Property Of Wall-street?

I like that! :hi:

she's headlining in? Miss Sheep Patty?

I guess I kind of over did it?

before the work is done.

I admit I did a rain dance though, but I was facing directly north!

I hope the storms in the Gulf fizzle out. And I wish everybody in that area the best of luck.

souls down there are getting socked. The worst case is it will survive, hit Cat 3-4 and hit just to the west of NOLA. The heaviest east winds would drive the storm surge right into NOLA.

and not heard.

She can wrap herself in the American flag and put those star spangled contact lenses in her eyes and just stand there and all the Republicans will cheer.

As for the V.P. debates...bring it on!! For some reason, I have Hendrix' "Up From the Skies" song in my head when I think about that:

I just want to talk to you
I wont uh, do you no harm
I just want to know about your different lives
On this is here people farm
I heard some of you got your families
Living in cages tall and cold
And some just stay there and dust away
Past the age of old.
Is this true ?
Please let me talk to you.

I just wanna know about
The rooms behind your minds
Uh do I see a vacuum there
Or am I going blind ?
Or is it just uh, remains of vibrations
And echoes long ago ?
Uh things like love the world and uh
Uh let your fancy flow
Is this true ?
Please let me talk to you
Let me talk to you.

I have lived here before
The days of ice
And of course this is why
Im so concerned
And I come back to find
The stars misplaced
And the smell of a world
That is burned
A smell of a world
That is burned.

Yeah well, maybe, hmm...
Maybe its just a... change of climate
Hmm, hmm...
Well I can dig it
I can dig it baby
I just want to see.

So where do I purchase my ticket ?
I'd just like to have a ringside seat
I want to know about the new mother earth
I want to hear and see everything
I want to hear and see everything
I want to hear and see everything
Yeah...

Aww, shucks
If my daddy could see me now
Everything, everything, everything, oh everything.

speak about in this country.

in the old time movies, she will be bathed in the softest of lights, the audience will be shown to be in rapt attention, and Dean Intern Joe, Gambling Bill and even old Pat B will stop shouting and even silence others so all of America can see the women chosen to be our next first lady.

an encore of her "Miss Buffalo Chip" performance at Sturgis?

:rofl:

As you probably know, they do have one enforced rule (I am told - never been there myself). No movement of any vehicle with more than 3 wheels after dark. Dam smart rule.

they get enough beer down and after midnight and they'll be hollering "take it off" no matter whet she looks like. :D

what was his name, ... Spud McCainsy?

Plus what type of background story would she give; "i was born into an amazingly rich family, never had to work for anything. Riding horses at the country club and snickering when one of those colored boys walked by was the highlight of my summers."

It' entitled "How to keep a pet that bites your hand."

manage $275,000 a year's worth of domestic servants.

Maybe they can work out a ventriloquist arrangement though.
Neither sets of lips will be moving.
Should be an interesting act though.
(on edit-
Can you tell I'm feeling snarky today?)
BHN