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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:10 PM
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OMFG Contessa is excited
because this is her first hurricane in the field. She's staying in NOLA. I swear these hacks are on medication.
Looks like she went shopping for the clothes. What a total and complete Ahole.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:14 PM
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1. She's Thinking...Gee I Get A Lot of "Face Time"
And she finally made it to Prime Time. Whoot!!!

That lady is as vacuous as they come...but she's like all these other media morons who think Hurricanes are some amusement park...and "how cool" it must be to be standing in 100mph winds...how great that would look on her resume tape.

One day one of these bobbleheads will get hit by a flying roof or tree live on teevee. No I'm not wishing it, but the wrecklesness of the corporate media is all but begging for this.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:16 PM
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2. She's as excited as a kid with a new toy
Actually I could watch one of them getting hit - others might learn to stay away from danger.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:20 PM
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6. Ya know I thought the past 8 yrs was a nightmare I couldn't wake from. It just got worse.
With the selection of McSame's VP pick.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:17 PM
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3. Maybe there was a gust of cool wind?
:think:

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:18 PM
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4. I don't know why they don't open some kegs and put on bathing suits.
:puke:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:19 PM
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5. So what ARE fashionable people wearing to hurricanes these days?
:sarcasm:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:20 PM
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7. Little red riding hood raincoats
and shorts. :rofl:
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:32 PM
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8. A baseball cap with a pony tail through the hole in the back.
How Bambi.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:34 PM
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9. Contessa just saw a palm tree swaying in the breeze
She said it caught even veteran journalists off guard because it was so sudden.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I think I'll follow this storm with this lunatic.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:35 PM
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10. OMG I had to turn on the T.V. to see for myself
Edited on Sun Aug-31-08 09:36 PM by proud patriot
:wow: :crazy:
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:36 PM
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11. Sheesh...She's Standing In Front Of The Hotel I Was At
This babe is totally amazed that the Sheraton is still open...and lights are on Canal Street. Just wait sweetie...in about 3 hours, she'll be shitting glass in the darkness.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:38 PM
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13. I hope I'm awake so see her running for shelter
If she's getting excited over a swaying palm tree, she should not be in NOLA.:rofl:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:38 AM
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17. UhOh another red raincoat this morning
Head all covered up - Contessa can't wait for some real breeze.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:37 PM
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12. the entire region is evacuating and the cablenews folks don't have enough sense to leave
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:40 PM
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15. No they're flying in
Reality TV.
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Medusa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:40 PM
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14. Nothing screams professional more than a pair of short shorts
that's what she thinks is appropriate on-air attire? Or is she trolling for customers in the French Quarter?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 09:42 PM
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16. Someone must have told her the sun dress this afternoon
just didn't cut it. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is hilarious. :rofl:
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 09:39 AM
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32. She was standing on the side of the evacuation road in that little Flowered Job yesterday
It was unbelievable... Standing on a major highway in a little flowered sundress as she was "Oh Wow...did you see all those cars going by tryin' to get 'outta here...ooooooooo, Wow, Wow.

I hate to say it but I think they gave her that Hurricane Reporting job to help her grow up..

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tannybogus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:46 AM
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18. I wonder how perky she'll be when she gets blown on her ass
or when Surf's Up, and I mean up. Some people just have to learn

the hard way. She may be that reporter who finally gets swept away

never to be seen again. You know you've been waiting for it!!:evilgrin:
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:50 AM
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20. Love these reports:
"The wind is deninitely picking up".

Oh really, jerkweed? You mean that the radar and satellite images are not optical illusions? Pure genius. Great reporting...Murrow and Collingswood would be proud!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:54 AM
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27. It's hysterically funny
and totally stupid. :D
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:51 AM
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23. Ahhh we can only dream :)
:)
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:52 AM
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24. Let's hope for her sake that she won't fly off that second
floor balcony. You know she's not going any closer to the action today. Still I can't wait to see her reaction when some real breeze starts blowing. :rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 07:25 AM
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28. Poor Contessa,,she's just gonna get wet..
I bet there are some tears on that wet mug of hers..Got her hair all mussed for nothing..
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:50 AM
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19. Like a Virgin..Rained on for the very first time
:)
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:51 AM
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21. A facial!!! n/t
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:52 AM
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25. Perfect
:hi:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 09:41 AM
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33. Oh there's my girl in her red riding hoot coat and
short shorts. Only a jackass looking ratings would be wearing those shorts in these conditions.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:51 AM
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22. all I can say is that this campaign season is looking more to be about
"fluff" than "stuff"

:sigh: how long before this poll question appears: "Who would you rather have a mooseburger with?"
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 06:54 AM
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26. hehehehhehe
Well if McStorm is going to be judged on Gustav rather than his votes against Katrina victims it's beyond fluff.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 09:23 AM
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31. would like to see a video compliation of her in all her raingear
with the song "who will stop the rain" playing in the background
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LBJDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 07:33 AM
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29. Who's Contessa?
I haven't watched TV in about two years, so I don't know.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 07:38 AM
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30. A genuine moron
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