Jim Dobson prayed for rain and the MFer got the wrong number

Oya is the powerful Yoruban Orisha of the winds and tempests. She is considered either the sister of the storm-god Shango, or one of His three wives, with Oshun and Oba. She can manifest as winds ranging from the gentlest breeze to the raging hurricane or cyclone. She goes forth with Her husband during His thunderstorms, destroying buildings, ripping up trees, and blowing things down. Oya is known as a fierce warrior and strong protectress of women, who call on Her to settle disputes in their favor.

As the goddess of change, She brings down the dead wood to make room for the new, and She uses Her machete or sword to clear a path for new growth. She is believed to watch over the newly dead and assist them as they make the transition from life. She is equated with the Vodoun lwa Maman Brijit, who, like Oya, guards graveyards.

http://www.thaliatook.com/AMGG/oya.html

Don't fuck with shit you don't understand, Jimmy.

And not these Taliban prayer warriors. They don't know wtf they're doing.

and that brings its own rewards. Karma, karma everywhere ... and not a drop to drink.

When us "heathens" do it, it's hexing and black magick but apparently if you throw your hexes at Democrats in Jesus name it's prayer and it's ok.

I must have missed that in Sunday School.

Bright blessings.

I've been at this for about twelve years now and the more I study the more I have to learn. :hi: :hug:

So, like, is it bad if I call upon dark voodoo gods to cause Bush and McCain to experience perpetual flatulence and impotence?

I need some moral guidance here ... :) :hug:

Some of them have a great sense of humor from what I've seen. :P

But here is some farting McCain just to get you some ideas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I270syK9_zw

to performing ecstatic rituals in the moonlit garden with my better half ...

But. It. Would. Be. So. Much. Fun!!!!

forming off Africa. He's a total ass.

easily fixed with the "V" drug. I'd bet money bush has that problem with all his drinking.

We think them a little nuts but not evil. But if a Wiccan did that sort of thing if would be considered an act of communicating with the devil.

It's all so twisted up these days.

Such as: May the evil you do come back to you from every place it has gone from everyone it has harmed.

No evil, no harm. Of course, if one evil affects many, it returns as many but still prepaid by being the cursee's own evil.

The caveat is that you don't get to decide in what form the evil returns. And God, as we are gathered to note in this threat, has a particularly godly sense of humor.

and you are so right ...

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Hi Chovexani. Love your posts about Oya. Love Oya too. Saying prayers tonight.

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I don't work with orishas but Oya has been on my mind so much tonight. Must be that ancestral thing. She's powerful stuff.

I'm sayin prayers to my "team" too though, tonight. Those folks have suffered so much already down there.

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proud to give this the first rec.

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I swear after midnight is when I start getting into mischief. :evilgrin:

Dobson: *dial* *dial* *dial*

Satan's phone rings. He picks up: "Yes?"

Dobson: Is that you, God?

Satan (amused): Why, of course. What can I do for you?

Dobson: Could you please make it rain on Obama's speech Thursday night?

Satan: Umm, I could, sure, but why should I do that?

Dobson: Well, you see, Obama is a liberal Muslim, and we who love God want it.

Satan: Indeed? Anything else?

Dobson: Well, now that you ask, yes. I'd love for it to be beautiful and
pleasant everywhere starting September 1, to prove that you love
me and all my Republican friends. Would that be OK?

Satan: I'll definitely do the appropriate thing. You have my solemn promise.

Dobson: Thank you, Lord! We worship you and are ever ready to do your will!

Satan: I can tell! Well, keep it up, you're doing a heck of a job (*VEG*),
and you will definitely get what you deserve. Bye now!


and the rest is history........

My namesake, Tlaloc, was all about bringing the rain, wind, hail, lightning and thunder.

TlalocW

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Jim Dobson prayed for rain and the MFer got the wrong number

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