So .... yesterday the Simian Motherfucker spoke on live teevee about Gustav. I was struck by ..... .

Stinky The Clown

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Mon Sep-01-08 08:31 AM
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So .... yesterday the Simian Motherfucker spoke on live teevee about Gustav. I was struck by ..... .

..... his wearing of his Katrina shirt ..... you remember .... the one he buttoned wrong.

Actually, I wasn't stuck by that or anything else about him. As usual, this monumentally insincere little man had to read every fucking word as he was trying to demonstrate how much he cares and how on top of shit he is.

A man who cared would have an extemporaneous word or two. But not our special little man. Oh no.

He probably has to have someone re-explain ass wiping when he takes a shit.

WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

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Tangerine LaBamba

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Mon Sep-01-08 08:35 AM
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1. Don't look at him

I think he gets strength from people looking at him, even on TV. You must look away and let him wither.

But, to console you and to remind you of someone who speaks brilliantly without notes, here's a picture my friend took at a rally in Battle Creek, Michigan yesterday:

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madokie

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Mon Sep-01-08 08:40 AM
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2. Probably drunk as a shithouse mouse when he read it too

if'n the truth was known that is

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lonestarnot

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Mon Sep-01-08 10:02 AM
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6. Stand back when he de monsterates! He could get some'n on ya!

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malaise

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Mon Sep-01-08 08:41 AM
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3. I was looking for the disgusting sweat marks

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SammyWinstonJack

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Mon Sep-01-08 08:46 AM
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4. I'm sure it will be a great relief for him that in 5 months he won't

have to even pretend that he actually gives a rat's ass about anything but himself, anymore. *whew*

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Generic Other

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Mon Sep-01-08 09:57 AM
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5. a picture from the archives of the idiot

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