So now we know that abstinence only education doesn't work.

Mama Palin is a supporter of abstinence only education.

Think maybe you haven't been spending enough time taking care of your kids? Putting your ambition ahead of what your daughter obviously needed - a mother's care and attention?

Well, Mother Palin, you must be very, very proud that your teachings, such as they were, are now responsible for your good Christian daughter fornicating without the benefit of marriage. At least she didn't use that dreaded BIRTH CONTROL.

And now, Mother Palin, at a time when your daughter needs you more than ever, you go off campaigning with John McCain. How very loving and thoughtful and selfless of you. I'm sure the kid doesn't need her mother at a time like this. Just like she didn't need her when she was getting herself knocked up.

Congratulations, Mother Palin. Your daughter's life is in shambles, but at least your beliefs and ambitions are intact.