MSNBC'S Contessa Brewer does GOOGLE to find out how to Report Levee Breach!

MSNBC's Contessa got her jeans from thrift shop after her "track shorts" she was told would be "appropriate wear for her reporting" caused he to get a "hit from a Palm Branch bark that hit her waxed leg..so she went to jeans.

Dan Abrahms told her to "get back to me" when you find out aout the "Parish that's flooding!" So...Contessa runs back (in her track shorts and red slicker) to her hotel room to GOOGLE...Louisiana Parashes Flood!)

Contessa thinks she was safe..getting on plane with only her "running shorts" but when that "palm branch" hit her "waxed leg" she suddenly decided that her "work was hard" and she might have to deal with a "cut to her leg" as coverage from New Orleans and it was "Just tooooooo dreadful that she'd get "cut on leg" because she "rushed out without proper clothing.: :eyes:

Good on Dan Abrams whose holding "Contessa's feet to fire."

I think Contessa was a HIRE BY THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT...she is so Clueless and innocent she reminds me of the hires by Bush II in the US Justice Department that only hired candidates from "RW CHRISTION COLLEGES and those who PUMPED THEM in the BUSH II ADMINISTRATION!

Contessa is the WORST OF the "So Called American Media backlash against the SUPPOSEDLY RW NEWS MEDIA."

Contessa is a PLANT! and Kudo's for Right Wing Fundie (speaking in tongues Christians) for promoting Contessa Brewer as another PLANT!

How clueless can Contessa be? She's gotta know something.............even if she's illiterate!

If you're going to do a post about someone being illiterate, please make sure your grammar is impeccable.
Duckie

Don't all the RW Fundies just LOVE that WOMAN WHO COOKS DINNER...for FAMILY? :shrug:

Best thing to do is back away slowly and don't make any sudden movements.

in a smaller market before she got big. the dish about her was a riot.
i'm even afraid to mention some of the antics of her behavior openly.
of course you gotta understand these media types are commonly psychopaths. thats
no shit, and one reason I could'nt stand working in the media industry and don't anymore.
she's a complete tool, as are most of them.

"texturize" what's left (in the gutter) of American Media Whores.....McCorporate Media.

Contessa has a "pine bark hit her leg...so she goes and buy's jeans to cover her waxed legs."

NUFF SAID? OMG...the outrage amongst some of our older DUers shoud resound off the walls..as THUNDER!!!

the "Cut." She's still trying, though. She just isn't the kind of person who would "ever give up!" :eyes:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3894534

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: If we "stick together" maybe we can make sure Contessa finds another home on the cables...one we don't have to suffer through watching like "FAUX NEWS" where she would seem to be a fit.

Good to know there are other "Contessa Fans." :D

:sarcasm:

:rofl:

Last March I stayed at the same hotel she was reporting at. If there was any safe place to be during such a storm, that was the place...reinforced concrete meant to withstand the high winds and I was told that even during Katrina a majority of the windows didn't blow out.

I was laughing my ass off last night as she looked like a kid waiting for Santa..."when's it gonna get here"...and then when the rain and wind began, she was breaking in with flashes like:

Breaking News: Hurricanes are Windy
Breaking News: Hurricans Rain A Lot

At one point she was talking about how it was amazing that store lights were still on despite no one being around. The twit didn't realize that this was done to prevent possibly looters...until the studio anchor pointed it out. Then she was "amazed" at how few people there were on the street and how dangerous things were (and obviously how brave she was) and the camera pulls back and there are three other news crews with reporters doing "stand-ups". Yes...she truly was intrepid.

I don't think she's as much a right wing plant...I doubt she's smart enough...I think she's the quinnesential bobblehead.

Ayyyyy I think of all the great kids who deserve a job that could be ahead of the line when Ms. Contessa was pushed forward. :eyes:

but if they were going to let her broadcast in short shorts (I saw the palm tree branch bark incident & :spray: :rofl: ), they should have made her take it off & run around in a t-shirt.

:eyes:

dg

in the BarbieMobile...so that thousands of young children could enjoy her "innocence." :-(

that was quite fun to watch, but it was followed up by the "palm tree branch bark" incident & that put me on the floor. :rofl:

And I think the reporter who almost got blown away in the Battle of the 20 lb Reporter v. 50-60mph Hurricane Wind was the same one who tried to make everyone think she was canoeing through deep flood waters, only to have that scene spoiled by some goofus walking behind her.

Oh the humanity.

dg

By the way, MSNBC hired her to be the nooz girl on Imus' show. She wasn't nice to Imus. Imus wasn't nice to her. So she bitched and got kicked upstairs to the mothership.

From her wiki: "Brewer, in the spring of 2005, served briefly as a news reader on the popular "Imus in the Morning" radio show, which was syndicated nationally. Her tenure was brief; she became embroiled in a public feud with Don Imus after the New York Post published a gossip item in which she was allegedly overheard disparaging the radio personality. Among several other insults, Imus had called Brewer "fat" on air."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contessa_Brewer