Do we really need a VPILF? nt

IMHO, her pictures were pretty, at first. But after seeing and hearing her, she is less attractive upon closer inspection. Sorta like Bush.

And I said "Wanna see the video of the VP nominee for the Republicans?" He normally stays away from politics. But since it was a woman, he wanted to see what she had to say. (He came from a family that he calls a "constitutional matriarchy, except the matriarchs wrote the constitution" -- he respects strong women.)

He looked at her, and listened to her talk a minute.

I said "People are saying she has the 'naughty librarian' look going on."

He said this -- "Glasses don't a librarian make, and listening to her talk, I think she's dog-ugly."

I knew I was with my man for a reason.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Palin is none of those.

Not attractive at all!

I seem to vaguely remember how much more attractive some women seemed at 2am after a few beers. It's been awhile. :shrug:

Ex-bartender here.

There's not much that's legal I haven't 'tested' at one time or another. :shrug: Meat markets got old real, real fast, though.

No matter how "hot" she might be, that's just a dealbreaker.

Oh, and let's not forget that voice... :scared:

I'm dirty as a man hole cover
I'm lookin for my long lost lover
She turned me out and now I'm sinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
I'm talking with a tight red sweater
I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder
Only twice as cool when she starts winkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction
It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt
No consequences just satisfaction

Baby in my heart I'm faithful
This two headed monster is so distasteful
Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'
Think about it...

Forgive me if my instincts start stinkin'
I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I love John Hiatt.

...we *do* need Biden.

(OK fuck it, I'm straight but I'll have sex with Joe if it guarantees a win.)

:P

I'd do Joe for the good of the country as well if it's any consolation and Obama is certainly a PILF.

I've yet to see one I'd consider.

Biden isn't either, but he's all right looking.

:shrug:

Gore was a VPILF, IMHO.

I didn't want to fuck Gore, I just wanted him to be President.

It's ultimately immaterial what the candidate looks like to me. I wanted Gore to be president and I would not have cared if he looked uglier than Cheney, he is a awesome person who cares a lot about what really matters, i.e. the environment.

Looks matter very little in a politician, they should anyway.

on the basis of her sex appeal, is an extremely sad commentary on just how shallow and downright dumb 21st-century America is. And the fact that some idiots are comparing Palin in any way to Hillary Clinton, a woman who has never relied on her appearance to get ahead, is just further proof of our collective idiocy.

What, Palin covertly supports the overthrow of the U.S. government by Christian fanatics? Who cares, she's an average person we can relate to (except for the whole speaking-in-tongues thing)! When our beloved hockey mom is overseeing public executions of adulterers and psychics, at least you can take comfort in the fact that you voted for someone who was just as shitty a parent as you are. EXTREME :sarcasm: here, as if I needed to say so...

I'd like to see her stranded on an ice flow with a pack of hungry polar bears though

Vice President I'd Like To Field Dress A Moose With

:spray: :rofl:

i thought i heard him on a hot mike: sarah, you are a vice president i'd like to fuck--but don't tell cindy.

...(wait...is this how a rumor gets started?) ...

we actually get to F her--otherwise--what is the F'ing point?