I have a request for the trolls popping up here.

Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 01:58 PM
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I have a request for the trolls popping up here.

Could you please enable your profiles. Some of us get a kick out of seeing your pizza delivery.

Especially in the cases of you who are the most obnoxious.

Thanks.

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Hugin

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Fri Sep-05-08 01:59 PM
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1. Oh, and pop in and post in this thread...

Don't be shy.

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SpiralHawk

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Fri Sep-05-08 05:42 PM
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60. "Bring it on." Smirk." - Commander AWOL (Freeper Chickehawk Hero)

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Moochy

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:00 PM
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2. I agree

show some of that famous right-wing creativity in your profiles!

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SidDithers

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:01 PM
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3. Profile gets automatically enabled...

once the pizza arrives :)

Sid

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:02 PM
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7. I just discovered that.

Oh well. I learn something new at DU every day. :D

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texastoast

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:01 PM
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4. Yes, and we DO know who you are

You are not fooling us.

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AllieB

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:01 PM
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5. I particularly like when they have creative user names.

Like 'Che Guevara' and 'Chavez Rules'and 'LeninWasRight'.

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Bob Dobbs

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:02 PM
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6. Paid disruptors in boiler rooms.

Expect much more in the next two months.

All over the internets.

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bikebloke

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:30 PM
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37. I noticed they're trying to inundate other boards.

It seems to have exploded recently at The Guardian, Beeb and Mother Jones. College reptilicans earning beer money.

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:33 PM
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39. School out? Kids back home from summer vacation?

repubs scared shitless they've finally gone too far and are gonna pay for it?

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peace frog

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:41 PM
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41. Ding ding ding ding ding!

College Republikons with nothing better to do, in between ratfucking the local Democratic leaders and all-night barf-fest binge drinking.

What, you think they should be studying?! Don't you know only the Little People have to do actual work in college.

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Stinky The Clown

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:02 PM
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8. What's a troll?

:hide:

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Hugin

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:04 PM
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10. I had a picture of one a second ago.

Where'd I put it?

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madrchsod

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:05 PM
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12. you`ve just been "alerted".........!

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Greyhound

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:09 PM
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14. Here. (big graphic)

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:10 PM by greyhound1966

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arthritisR_US

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:14 PM
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19. that's a cool picture and BTW I have less that 1000 posts but I am NOT a troll. n/t

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:20 PM
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25. It's not the post count alone. We know that.

It's a combination of factors. Having a low post count AND suggesting the shooting of Democrats is usually a dead *snort* giveaway.

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arthritisR_US

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:31 PM
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38. ya, I see your point. n/t

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Greyhound

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:36 PM
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56. What Cerridwen said, welcome.

Just watch yer ass...:rofl:

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:13 PM
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17. Not you.

You're just a pain in the ass.

You know I mean that in the most loving way, right?

:rofl:

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countryjake

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:34 PM
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55. Commonly found under bridges...

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Solly Mack

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:03 PM
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9. Thoughtless pieces of shit aren't they? No surprises there, of course.

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:09 PM by Solly Mack

Unoriginal screen names. Unoriginal talking points. At the very least - create a profile. Gives us that little extra something to mock you about. Don't be so selfish.

I have an idea. We'll create the "Best Troll Profile" award.

So be creative, trolls! Well, try

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:09 PM
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15. As noted upthread, it does show at tombstoning. But still, I wish

they'd get more creative. It used to take months for them to show their true colors. Now, it's like their shriveled little hearts just aren't in it. No fun at all.

I was hoping to have a fun day playing cat and mouse and what do I get? Just a bunch of r/w already debunked talking points from poo-flinging, witless, basement dwellers. Where's the challenge in that? I hate having a battle of the wits with unarmed opponents. I lose my edge.

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

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Solly Mack

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:39 PM
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40. Yeah, I know...but I want a profile to see before the pizza gets here

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:41 PM by Solly Mack

Just to see what they put on it

It's the frenzy period for trolls. They get all excited about signing up and posting some idiotic comment.

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:43 PM
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42. Hell, flies serve a purpose. What's showing up here isn't even

providing entertainment much less serving any purpose.

I agree with you about the profile thing. It is interesting to read some of their mental offal; painful and disgusting, but interesting.

:D

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Solly Mack

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:49 PM
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45. There was a time when we got better quality trolls. LMAO

sigh...for the good old days

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:02 PM
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48. .

:toast:

:D

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krispos42

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:19 PM
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24. Oh, you have no idea

We've nuked dozens just this week before they even make a single post. You have no idea how unimaginative some of those screen names are.

husseinobamasux, indeed...

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Solly Mack

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:46 PM
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43. See...the very least they could do is make it more interesting for you all.

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:47 PM by Solly Mack

Where's the challenge in husseinobamasux?

Keep up the good work! It can't be pleasant right now.

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snappyturtle

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:04 PM
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11. Now we don't want to scare them off. They're a rich source of entertainment....

almost as much fun as watching the repukes puttin' on the dancin' moves when the music played at the convention! They tried so hard to act like they were having fun.

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krispos42

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:08 PM
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13. It's even more fun to pull the trigger

:evilgrin:

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:11 PM
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16. .

:rofl:

It'd almost be worth being a mod for just that privilege. The rest of what you guys go through would, however, make me nuttier than I already am.

:D

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Taverner

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:13 PM
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18. Oh and one quick note

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:13 PM by Taverner

I piss on you, your party and your family

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:17 PM
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21. You guys have it easy with the 'outdoor plumbing'....

Us gals miss out on all the fun. :silly:

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Taverner

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:18 PM
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23. You can train yourself to do it

It's just a pelvic shift - making sure the urethra is pointed far from the panties and pants. Oh, and it helps to drop them - you can have a 'wider stance'

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:22 PM
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28. ....

:spray:

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Taverner

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:23 PM
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30. I 'aim' to please

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:24 PM
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31. If you go into any more details, or I add the couple of details with

which I'm familiar, we'll get my thread locked.

Can we leave the thread up a little longer to let a few more people vent from the last few days of acid influx, please?

:rofl:

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Taverner

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:26 PM
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34. Sorry - I misfired there. I should learn to keep certain things zipped up.

:rofl:

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:29 PM
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36. Keep it up! Go ahead, just keep it up!

Cause the mods'll never catch the double entendres. Nope they won't. Not ever.

:rofl:

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:16 PM
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20. I reported one yesterday that had less than 10 posts.

Didn't even make the least little effort to pretend to be a Dem.

sheesh... what a moran! :rofl:

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tburnsten

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:18 PM
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22. Spelled it wrong

it's "moron"

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:21 PM
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26. Around here it's 'morans'...

:rofl: It's a fav around DU and has been for years!

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tburnsten

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:22 PM
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29. I noticed no one was spelling it right...

Now I know I have been the butt of a cruel joke!

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:26 PM
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35. Save that pic of the 'moran' and use it often!

It never fails to get a laugh. :hi:

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tburnsten

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:01 PM
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47. I couldn't see it earlier

Damn work internet! Hilarious though, I will remember that. I seriously thought I was surrounded by spelling failures, like when people write "loose" instead of "lose". Drives me nuts, I am the spelling Nazi. Unless I am in a rush, and my spelling goes to helk from it. Then it's oj.

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tjwash

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:24 PM
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33. Jeez...don't tell him! That spelling is an old time DU tradition...

...let 'em figger it out on their own. That's how we keep track of the n00bs.

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:21 PM
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27. Yeah, I spotted one today at about 2 posts. It finally got the pizza

at about 7 posts.

This one didn't make any effort either. Just insulting liberals and calling for the shooting of Democrats. Subtle it wasn't.

:D

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azmouse

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:24 PM
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32. It's a fun time to be a DUer !!1!!1!

:) And it's only gonna get better on Nov 4!

GObama! GoBiden!

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countryjake

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:42 PM
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58. Was it the "libtard" guy? I think that was his only post. Name began with a T...

And he ranted on about libtards and other words with "tards" stuck on.

Guy didn't last half an hour. I alerted one minute after he posted his rant, hee hee!

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Sheets of Easter

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:47 PM
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44. Dear Trolls: Please die before the election. Love, Mr. Sandbox.

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 02:52 PM
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46. Aw, that seems kinda harsh.

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 02:52 PM by Cerridwen

Shouldn't we hope they live long lives in which to contemplate their miserable selves and lives?

:evilgrin:

edit for matching tenses.

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Sheets of Easter

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:06 PM
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49. Let me think about that for a while...

...no.

:P

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:08 PM
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50. .

:spray:

:rofl:

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Mesteryo

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:16 PM
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51. I don't get the pizza thing...

What's a pizza?

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Cerridwen

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:24 PM
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52. Check the DU Glossary, for some good info regarding DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190#t

Look under P for pizza or T for tombstone - or both.

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Dogtown

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:27 PM
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53. tombstone n/t

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lpbk2713

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:34 PM
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54. Thanks for showing something in your profile.

Edited on Fri Sep-05-08 03:34 PM by lpbk2713

... and welcome to DU, BTW.

:thumbsup: :hi: :thumbsup:

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Ikonoklast

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Fri Sep-05-08 05:55 PM
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61. Looks just like this

Granite Tombstone:
Tombstone Pizza:
Granite Pizza.

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shadowknows69

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Fri Sep-05-08 03:36 PM
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57. And also?

Please go fuck yourselves.

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RedLetterRev

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Fri Sep-05-08 04:58 PM
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59. And to think I ran away from KA

due to the ever-descending quality of trolls. Then again, the mods over there were never on the job (sigh). It's almost a pity I never get to see them any more (darn work inter-toobs!). A tidy DU is a happy DU, though I do miss the snickers at teh speling erorz.

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FlyingSquirrel

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Fri Sep-05-08 05:57 PM
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62. Alerted!

:P Yes I totally agree.

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