McCain: “I Want To Crash A Jet… After The Next War”

McCain House # 6: John McCain and Sarah Palin welcomed reporters to what Cindy McCain refers to as ”I think house number 6.”

“Sure, I can’t wait to do what George did,” McCain said while sipping on a bottle of water. “He got to land that jet on The Lincoln after Iraq and look all important – but me, I’m going to crash my jet after a war with Iran. No one will ever top that!”
“Hah, we have big plans,” Sarah said while stroking the gray wolf stole around her neck. “We’re going to start the war with Iran in February and John will crash a jet on the 4th of July in celebration.”
“I think I already have the jet crashing record for all politicians, don’t I honey?”
“My eyes aren’t on Sarah’s ass, John,” Cindy said, obviously a little annoyed.
“Sorry about that,” John said to Sarah’s ass. ”But I do, don’t I?”
“Yes you do, John” Sarah said, still stroking the stole. “And after the next crash, no one will even attempt to break your record.”
There was an uneasy silence now with the reporters wondering how to take this bombshell.
“Will you excuse us please?” Sarah said breathlessly. “It’s time for me to shoot something” As they all followed Ms. Palin, with John McCain’s eyes locked firmly on her ass.