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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:17 PM
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Caption Miss Congeniality


MEAN GRRRRL
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:18 PM
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1. "You are grounded, mister!"
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:20 PM
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2. And as soon as I'm elected vice president, I'll have McCain knocked off
Edited on Sun Sep-07-08 07:20 PM by notadmblnd
and then we'll show them who the barracuda is. White power, white power, white power!
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ClarkBayh 2008 Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:21 PM
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3. And you know what, I just missed my period....
take that you baby killers..... I'm due Nov 4th!
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:23 PM
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4. "I did not.... have...... sexual relations...... with that woman"
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:29 PM
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10. Love the picture in your signature! Beautiful!


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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 09:30 PM
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18. Thanks
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:24 PM
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5. "Shot a moose? HELL! I just took down an antelope at the watering hole with my bare teeth!"
"All part of God's plan, you know. :evilgrin:
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:25 PM
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6. "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
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jmodden Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:26 PM
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7. RJS is distraught
"Yeah! I killed and then ate Bullwinkle. So what?"
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:28 PM
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8. Do what I say, Not what I do.
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AlabamaBrightBlueDot Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:29 PM
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9. You're Fired, (choose your racial slur)
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:32 PM
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11. If God didn't want me to be Vice President, he wouldn't have made so many stupid Americans. n/t
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:34 PM
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12. Iglip yedit glip glip slifflow barka barka udut quista bloopie.
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yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:34 PM
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13. and your little dog, too!
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:37 PM
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14. Out loud: Noun, verb, POW. Noun, verb, small town values!
Interior monologue: Oops, shit, I need to wrap this up. My white shirt is reverting to its original brown!
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:40 PM
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15. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog, too!
:rofl:
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:50 PM
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16. When I'm Old I promise not to look like
the Quaker Oats guy.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:53 PM
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17. "Wendy Whiner is annoyed by my voice!!"
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Just-plain-Kathy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 09:43 PM
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19. "Yeah, I approved of a 26 billion dollar gas pipeline on the day they asked me to be VP, so."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 09:46 PM
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20. and NOW for my dissertation on the economic of the repercussions of the Freddie Mac decision...
:eyes:
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