STUNNING - Biden out, Isis In!

CHICAGO, IL - In response to the Sarah Palin media juggernaut Barack Obama asked Joe Biden to step aside for America's favorite transsexual woman Isis. Isis, a pre-operative male to female transsexual gained notoriety as a contestant on America's Top Model (ATM).

Obama campaign spokesman said an official announcement will be made during the airing of a special undisclosed episode of America's Top Model to air this week. Obama's campaign issued a short statement to the press following the announcement stating that Isis will not be granting any interviews until her love children are located and paraded at various campaign events. A undisclosed Obama source said, "We determined after numerous market studies and voter interviews that the general public simply isn't capable of comprehending the Obama's message. So we needed to look for alternative methods of getting the message across. After seeing Isis on the opening ATM show we knew we had a channel to deliver our message.



Isis is a the first African American male to female transsexual to run for national office. Immediately the McCain camp issued statements questioning her gender status. The McCain does not believe that Isis was born male. A McCain spokesman stated that men simply aren't that pretty. Impossible.

Isis went on the offensive right away in a press meeting outside of site where the ATM models are living.

"Barack Obama is what this nation needs for true progress and change, open government and accountability of higher office. The American people cannot afford four more years of a republican White House. If anyone has the credentials to validate change I do!" With that Isis hiked up her skirt to the reporters and photographers. She finished "See this John? This is going to change. Just like which party is going to lead this nation! We are going remove the Dick and the nuts from Washington and make real change happen! And if anyone is looking for skeletons in my closet, Girl! The only thing I'm embarrassed about that you'll find in my closet are a few old boy shirts I kept." the reporter pool erupted in laughter and applause.

Isis then gracefully swooped from the stage in a dramatic fashion to pose for pictures. A truly genuine moment in modern American politics.

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Must be at least 35 to run for VP. And her legs are too skinny IMHO.

Let's get to the important issues: what animals can she kill and field-dress in 5 minutes? How is she going to put ATM $20million in debt? Is she really the father of Palin's baby (you can pick your favorite Palin!) What's her foreign policy experience - are those Italian shoes I see?

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