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firedupdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 02:58 PM
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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks the Democrats ?
Tonight on Larry King.

Who can catch his short little leg and knock him on his ass?!
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 02:59 PM
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1. Really, what is he, sixty now?
Soon they'll be calling him "Walker" for a whole different reason.
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RT Atlanta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:01 PM
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2. got to be older than 60
Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 03:03 PM by RT Atlanta
looks like he's had at least one face lift.

Oh yeah, Bruce Lee whipped his ass back in the day.

On edit: per wikipedia, Norris was born in 1940... so he's pushing 70, but, alas, younger than McSame
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wildbilln864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:04 PM
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6. Yep, "Fists of Fury" IIRC...
Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 03:05 PM by wildbilln864
Broke Chucky's neck in that one. That's where Chucky got his start I think.
Enter the Dragon was my favorite.
I loved those Bruce Lee movies. He was great! I wanted to be like him.
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RT Atlanta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:07 PM
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11. that's right wildbill!
Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 03:09 PM by RT Atlanta
Totally whipped him, but (on edit) have confirmed it was Return of the Dragon. The "rumor" was that they were throwing real punches too.

Enter the Dragon is a classic that has stood the test of time.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:11 PM
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16. He was the bad guy then, and he's the bad guy now.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:40 PM
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20. I don't think Chuck's a bad guy
He just thinks his fucking opinion *matters*.

The legacy of being a "celebrity" I guess.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:41 PM
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21. He's certainly on the wrong side of things.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:49 PM
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22. Oh, def!
Longtime republican.

Fact is, Chuck's a dolt. Maybe it's all the kicks-to-the-head.

He *was* an excellent martial artist, and did much for those of us that enjoy the genre.


He sure invented some Kick-Ass(tm) jeans, too!

:rofl:
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wildbilln864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:15 PM
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18. Return of the Dragon...
Okay, sorry, it's been a long time since watching any of his movies. Thanks. :hi:
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:02 PM
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3. good news for the demographic
of unemployed trailer park dwellers who watch USA Network reruns at 1:00 am :eyes:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:02 PM
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4. i think a new episode of The Sons of Anarchy is on, i'll be watching that.
i saw the pilot, i need to give at least 2 episodes before i make my mind up.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:04 PM
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9. Or you could watch The Rachel Maddow Show
Just saying
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:05 PM
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10. i live on the west coast so i get Rachael at 7:00pm, see how good that works out for me?
East coast feed----awesome!
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KathieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:03 PM
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5. Chuck Norris is a tool...can't stand the guy
:puke:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:04 PM
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7. Not hardly.


Stephen Colbert can dispatch Norris with one ball tied behind his back.
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RollWithIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:04 PM
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8. Chuck Norris doesn't give interviews, he simply stares and all the answers are known...
Then he punches you in the face for asking.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:07 PM
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12. Chuck Norris = Washed Up Has Been
He should stick to exercise infomercials...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:08 PM
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13. Good for him, it's nice when really dumb people have the courage to speak their minds n/t
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Donald Ian Rankin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:08 PM
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14. Because, hey, knowing karate and not being able to act qualifies him to comment on politics?
NT
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:09 PM
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15. Chuck Norris is a squeaky douchebag.
The mix of karate and men's movement platitudes is a giveaway.

Do a search on "men's movement nazi" for some interesting background - inculcate an appreciation of service, etc. Same shit, different decade.
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:12 PM
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17. While I don't like his politics I do like Chuck Norris
He is a great martial artist, by all accounts a nice man, and--true story--he winked at me once. :)
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 03:21 PM
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19. Bruce Lee rules!! Chuck Norris drools.
"Boards don't fight back"

:evilgrin:
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