Matthew Hahahahaha Contin hahahahaha Contineti grows a pathtic 'beard'

In an effort to appear older than is belied by the wetness behind his ears, youngster Matthew Contineti appeared with Rachel Maddow tonight to tell us how great Johnny is. I have socks that have been waiting to be laundered longer than young Mattie has been post pubescent. In an effort to overcome this, he has grown something on his face. The hairs are dark, but scraggly. Like the typical seventeen year old in October of his freshman year at State.

In fact, Mattie Boy graduated from Columbia in 2003 (I wrote the OP saying it was 1973, I have **NO** idea what I was thinking. And yes, I looked it up on the google thingie). He writes for The Weekly Standard (probably in Tucker Carlson's old office, but at the little kid desk that Tucker used for his kids when he had babysitting duties).

Here's young Mattie, pre facial adornment:

With a face like that ...

Belligerent and unmannered.

Typical neocon, I guess.

:thumbsdown:

more like 2003


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that he graduated college in 1973?

bwahahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

(:blush: actually I think he looks kind of sweet and innocent in that picture...)

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lack of credentials.

normally sported by unusually older looking high schoolers