Evangelical Pick-up lines

1) Is that a Bible in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

2) During communion say, “Can I get you another drink

3) “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”

4) You can't spell Financial Peace University without U and I.






Add your own, we need something to distract us.

Translation from "Tongues": "Your pew or mine?"

Another: "Would you like to come back to my megachurch and we can snort crystal meth and engage and wild gay sex together?"

then go back to my pad and fuck like liberals then forgive each other afterwards.

Would you like to come too?

"Now I need a tutor."

--God told me to ask you out.

--I saw how you were in chapel up at the altar. Are you okay? Are you busy Friday night?

--Do you want to go to the Ken Ham Creationist seminar on Friday night? (Hubby used this one, actually.)

--So, what's your major? Did you have a calling for that? Wanna go hang out?

--Want a backrub? (evangelical version of premarital sex, dontcha know ;) )

--We could go see a movie sometime, that is, if you're okay with movies.

--Can I sit next to you in chapel? (leaning against someone in chapel was a clear sign you were dating)

--I had a dream last night, and I think God wants us to get married.

I'll think of more. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.