IF you are still up-turn on Fox News

Geraldo LIVE for a full hour. Standing right on the beach in Galveston and just taking it


He has been talking all night. I am not sure if Fox News just sees the opportunity to show a death live on TV or if they think this is the only way to tire him out so he will get off the air.

Same shot over and over sound or no sound (it goes out from time to time as you can imagine) just Geraldo standing 15 feet away from the camera bent over withstanding 100 MPH winds

CNN has a guy there too but he is 200 yards off the beach under some sort of cover looking rather refreshed and chirper


UPDATE Geraldo still standing there.......bends over....back up and talking

Jeezus. I guess he'd want to go that way, wouldn't he?

....the dead zone in the Gulf would expand exponentially.

over at Faux news

I remember when Geraldo was defending Bill Clinton back in the day, now he'll do anything for money - he has no scruples whatsoever.

Now....this

Now he holed up with Evil Inc. and it appears that he would sell his soul for $100 - oh, well.

He was so tainted only Fox would take him in

Not that what he did was all bad, but instead of cleaning up mental hospitals, they were just closed up.

I bring this up every time anyone blames Reagan for mistreating the mentally ill. Cause Geraldo actually started it.

but I doubt that was what anyone thought would be the result

but your are right that is the timeline

of Willowbrook. They hated his guts.

I still remember his coverage of the West Memphis Three murders.

He lost all credibility as a journalist by then -- the fact he decided to be an "embedded reporter" giving us military propaganda didn't surprise me at all.

Your post is perfect - and hilarious - but its true. I can't believe this.

Thanks for the light hearted moment. I almost feel bad for poor Geraldo, he's taking a hell of a beating.

Actual Geraldo quote

Man, his thigh muscles are going to be FRIED tomorrow

They are making this out to be some kind of Ultimate Survival test for Geraldo.

I feel bad for his crew - seriously, they have to be saying "holy fuck, how the hell did I pull this moron's assignment"

Guy calls home "Hey I got a job on Fox News!!"

shows up to work producer says "You are assigned to Geraldo"

:hide:

What an idiot.

Fixed noise channel.

watch that network (or any other) but I always tune in to see Geraldo during storms because it's so stupid. And if a particular storm isn't as bad as predicted, he'll exaggerate and yell a lot. Did you see him yelling about the guy in the water during Gustav - telling the cops to go save him. Well, turns out the guy was in the water in purpose.

Geraldo is going to be like a trailer home and become storm food.

video link on DU somewhere. Too funny!

"Only guy we got dumb enough to do that is Geraldo"

Boy has that guy sunk a long way over the last few years. Not that he was that high up to begin with, but he was one of the voices of sanity during the lewinsky thing.

Maybe Fox really does rot your brain.

his 9th Blackberry

I wonder what kind of porn Geraldo likes? Dirty texts with Bill O?

this should be a sign

Your post was so funny! I told my husband to turn on
Fox News, and we are both laughing hysterically.

He's standing right where the waves are breaking, lapping up on
his heels. There's also large chunks of debris flying by his head
and in back of him. Oh man...

Here's part of our conversation:

Me: "Look at him! I can't believe he's standing right there! He's
going to get swept out to sea. How can they make him stand that close?"

Hubby: "Make him? Do you think they could have stopped him? It's
Geraldo frickin Rivera. He insisted on standing there, and he's probably
going to get sucked in. That camera man will be standing there, saying, 'Well
there he goes.'"

Me: "The sea was angry that day, my friend!"

LOL!

This is nuts!

What a moron.

Geraldo is brushing himself off

still standing there

Looks like Al Capone's vault!

the official (missed his name) was laughing about Geraldo when he came on

This is a circus sideshow - and I can't stop watching. Thanks Fox News for giving me yet another reason to laugh hysterically at you.

CUT
HIM
OFF

If they could just focus all of the hurricanes force on Geraldo and spare everyone else - I would be such a happy camper, especially if I could watch him get battered around some more.

probably a 5 gallon bucket or something

I'm really hoping they go back to Geraldo soon. I'd like to see him get knocked on his ass!

So he works for FAUX too?

There is a guy in a suit in NYC who just takes over when the feed goes black

this guy is in a T-SHIRT no rain in the last few hours

they are worried about looting

Not sure what he was hoping to illustrate there - we get it Geraldo, the hurricane is destructive.

I am looking forward to that

They seem to be becoming quite fond of each other.

Seriously - this is quite entertaining, but this isn't news - its a circus where we watch a dumbass get dunked into the dunking tank and then beat senseless by a crew of clowns and midgets.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

that was some GREAT TV right there

He will probably start doing somersaults and masturbating furiously when the eyewall passes.

15 feet from him

:rofl:

I'm too tired for this. I've gotta go to bed.

would do that for Buddy Caldwell. (Democratic AG of Louisiana)

They just lost him!

Well, the feed anyway.

Gerald is off the air!

Hurricane = big wind, lots of rain, destruction.

Seriously, is there anything else we need to know?

Kinda reminds me of "Danger Jim" Foreman with KING Seattle only in this case there's the real chance that Gerald could be swept out into the gulf which would be entertaining. If he survives maybe he can climb inside one of our volcanoes when one of them start acting up.

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die...
Give us dirty laundry

We don't see the need to see weather happening on our TeeVees, especially if the reporter is dodging flying sheet metal.

We'd just think he was nutz.

Fifty-seven hundred channels and nothing on.

Oh no! Gerald was just complaining about his fingers getting all wrinkled from the water! Why doesn't someone help that poor man? :rofl:

The trip lasted weeks and the poor old man was clearly getting more and more depressed and exahusted.

The audience was even booing Dave for making him go through with it.

"It's only mandatory if you volunteer to do it". Uh, what? :wtf:

that's pretty much the way he normally sounds. :rofl: