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Salmon Chanted Evening, that is. I rewrote the lyrics to a Bob Dylan song. I probably should have changed the name "Davey Moore" to another name, but I couldn't think of one that would rhyme. So here it is anyways.
Who Killed Davey Moore?
Who killed Davey Moore? Why and what's the reason for? "Not me," said the CEO, "The people makin' that deal were far below me, I didn't see him fall, you can't blame me at all."
Who killed Davey Moore? Why and what's the reason for? "Not me," said the lone gunman, running away as fast as he can, "They got my family in a stranglehold, so I just did what I was told. I didn't really want him to fall, you can't blame me at all."
Who killed Davey Moore? Why and what's the reason for? "Not me," said the customer, "Don't know what they do with my dollar, but plenty other people bought the same, so you can't give me the blame. It couldn't have been me who made him fall, you can't blame me at all."
Who killed Davey Moore? Why and what's the reason for? "Not me," said the Congressman, who signed the bill with pen in hand. "My district's full of suburbanites, the parents love the War on Drugs alright. It was not me who made him fall, you can't blame me at all!"
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