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caduceus111 Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:22 AM
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GOP Delegate Robbed Blind By Sexy Hero Gal
OMG!

Smug wingnut douchebag gets owned! Watch the video first, then read the blurb.

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal


From the page:
Check out this dude! He went to the Republican convention in St. Paul, as a delegate from Colorado! He is a 29-year-old attorney. He was real proud of himself, talking to the AP and giving this repulsive little interview to LinkTV. Ha ha ha ha ha, what happened to him is fantastic. It’s better than the infamous urban legend about the guy in the Batman suit raping some drunken loser at Mardi Gras — because this tale is true.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:30 AM
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1. Sounds like an insurance scam to me
$1500 cell phone? Really?
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:32 AM
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2. How about we just drop him out of a plane into Iran with a translated video of this interview
broadcasting loudly.
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morgan2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:32 AM
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3. greatest thief ever
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tkmorris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:41 AM
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4. Oh that is just priceless
Couldn't have happened to a bigger douchebag. Primarily because a bigger douchebag does not exist. That has got to be man most in need of an ass-whupping in North America.

I loved this, from the comments section: "dude’s dressed like the lead in a film called “Asshole, the Forgotten Christmas Elf.”
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 02:58 AM
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5. "although he declined to discuss details." That's all that guy's good at! No details! n/t
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 03:41 AM
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6. creepy guy.
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AnotherDreamWeaver Donating Member (917 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 03:51 AM
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7. Republican by day, Romeo by night, robbed by morning
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 04:00 AM
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8. Thank you, awesome mystery thief lady
Even if you're caught and found guilty, you've done America a great service by Pw0ning this tool.
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hermetic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 04:13 AM
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9. Everyone Please Read
the article mentioned in post 7 http://www.twincities.com/ci_10472581?source=most_emailed
I am not able to watch the video but the article sure gives a clear picture of this guy's stand on war and such. And since the guy doesn't seem to mind if we all know who he is, I would like to casually mention that a quick Google will provide you with his contact information, y'know, in case anyone would like to send him best wishes or something. :evilgrin:

And I'm curious, does the video show him wearing his "$4,000 earrings"?

"Smug wingnut douchebag" doesn't even begin to describe how loathsome this creep is.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 05:13 AM
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14. 29?? Send him enlistment forms - he should be over in Iraq right
now (well, I'm scared to inflict him on the troops). But once again, big brave talk while others die - typical chickenhawk Republican who would really hate being called that by this queer Democratic veteran
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 04:47 AM
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10. I love this clip
K&R

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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 04:49 AM
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11. Please. He has a tiny penis, ejaculated prematurely and passed out.
Oh, and it was a dude. How are they supposed to make an arrest or find his shit if he won't even tell them the sex of the person they're looking for?

BTW, the asshole in question wouldn't look out of place in traditional Arab or Middle Eastern garb. You'd think, living in CO, especially, he'd be a little more wary stoking the anger of other stupid, racist rednecks - but he is a Republicon.
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liberalla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 05:54 AM
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15. HA! you're probably right!
:snicker:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 09:28 AM
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19. Heh indeedy.
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 05:04 AM
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12. under the heading of "instant karma"
i hate to be so small, but i laughed with glee...and i think the bastard's lying about $120,000 worth. a republican lawyer already planning to get a payday out of it.

i hope she never gets caught. isn't that awful.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 05:05 AM
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13. I hate to advocate criminal activity
but I'd like to buy that gal a drink
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DoctorMyEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 07:07 AM
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16. I hope he gets busted for insurance fraud
Between seeing him in that video and checking out his law firms website I'm calling bullshit (double bullshit, even!) on the value he's claiming on his missing property.

After checking his site I'd place more faith in the competence and success of a lawyer advertising on Craigslist.

Cheap stock photography. He and his partner - photographed in front of a stone court house to lend a hell of a lot more gravitas than their own run down storefront office? An "About" page that lists nothing more informative than their names? No educational background? No philosophy? Years of experience? Specialties?

Perhaps saddest of all is the "representative clients" page. An entire web page that consists of 2 links - to 2 clients.

This is a sad, sad little man.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 09:22 AM
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17. He had a necklace and earrings stolen? What was he going to do with those...meet up with
Senator Craig?
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 09:24 AM
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18. Sarah Palin mugged a CO delegate?
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 09:35 AM
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20. The douchebag speaks
http://www.twincities.com/ci_10470772

Teh stupid is strong in this one. Smarmy little fuck.

I don't think it was a woman that robbed this guy, though.

Just sayin'.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 09:36 AM
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21. What a repulsive, ignorant, needle-brained excuse for a human being!
Don't miss the ad (linked at the site and here: http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html ) for his law office of Sandomire and Swartz (AKA Ambulance Chasers, Esquire).

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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 11:10 AM
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24. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
:rofl:

...and that's what they'll be doing at his insurance company when they see his claim.

This entire thing has got to be a hoax... right?







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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:14 AM
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22. Another idiot member of the Freeper Keyboard Kommando Brigade
I've seen rocks that are better informed and have more mental ability than this doofus. :eyes:
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shrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:42 AM
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23. DH says she was on a task from God
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