If Palin/McCain "wins". I am applying for a job

I love animals and fear none..
I have also grown a few gardens in my time.
I cook quite well, and am a whiz at grocery shopping, so I think I have an inside track to be Sec of Agriculture..

I was also born in Kansas, so that should give me an edge..

What job will YOU be applying for.. please state your qualifications :)

I can be the next White House chef! :D

Go all the way. Apply for head of FDA.


(You do like drugs too, dont you?)

I've been a lawyer for 10 years so I could be Attorney General. Or maybe SCOTUS.

A boy can dream!

....so i think i could be chairman of the SEC

We'll consolidate the positions (just like * consolidated executive branch) and I will immediately install a minimum income for all, single payer health care, and free education at all levels.

Sound crazy? No crazier than repealing Roe and teaching creationism in schools, I bet...

I live next to a black man and am married to a hispanic man, so I could be an expert on race relations.

I have a couple of kids, one in college and one in highschool, was a member of the PTA and a few towns over there's a failing district that I'm glad my kids don't go to, so I'm surely qualified to fix the education system.

I watched my dad die in a VA hospital back in 2001, as he was reliant on his VA benefits because he had no other insurance. I'm uniquely qualified to be an advocate for vets benefits AND healthcare reform.

I've voted in every election since I was 18, so put me in charge of election reform!

OH! And I lived through Hurricane Gloria in the 80's, so put me in charge of FEMA!

However, points against me for not wearing lipstick.

I once worked at a bank, plus I can balance a checkbook, so I think that makes me qualified.

since the job entails minding the nation's treasure.

but I went to high school with someone who did! I think that qualifies me!

because I live in an actual state.

I *live* in Kansas, so I'm gonna ace you out of that job! Oh, and I've been on the Burro ride at Knott's Berry Farm so I know lots about animals 'n stuff. Job's mine.

:wow: :shrug:

maybe to the UN! I am perimenopausal and I am pissed off at everyone and everything a good portion of my day. Or maybe I should be a lead negotiator for nuclear talks with North Korea and Iran??? :freak:

in the Aleutian islands up in Alaska. Right under Russia. That should qualify me for VP, but since that position will be taken, I will have to settle for Ambassador to Russia. But I have to be honest, I couldn't really see Russia from there, at least not with the naked eye. That could hurt my chances.

You could still square off against Medvedyev (sp) and Putin:) I know you've got it in you :)

I only live two hours from the border so naturally I'm qualified with foreign policy experience. Plus I'm a fan of Rush so I feel I know their culture well.

probably say "eh" too :)

:)

I'll apply for the job of handing out unemployment checks. If McC wins, I'll have PLENTY of work!

:rofl:

Welcome to DU :hi:

I been to space camp a few timea and I landed the Space Shuttle a few times on sims. seems like more than enough experience.

Cause I am a magician.

Stepped on two today in fact...I want to be the People's Executioner for War Crimes and I'll need staffing. The position doesn't exist yet but maybe we can get Conyers and Pelosi to run it through the House.

I can be president!

I could be ambassador to Australia!

I hear the experience cred builds like wildfire there!

:evilgrin:

Oh wait, I am overqualified!

:-)

I told Stephanie Miller today about how qualified I was for Sec. of Veteran's Affairs (I lived across the street from a retirement home with a lot of old veterans), Ambassador to Greece (down the street from three Greek restaurants), Director of Homeland Security (The local offices were around the corner) and Head of the NEA (I'm an art school drop-out).

Anyone who might have been listening, I was "Will from Madison" :D

Look out Mr. Chertoff.

I like to travel, and I can name the capitals of several foreign countries.

That's an important part of the job:)

Indonesia, Tahiti, or some other warm, exotic locale. I have ties to the first three countries and heck, I just like to travel!

I think that qualifies me to be head of the FAA.

you deserve it..you know you do

about the Holocaust once.

I would love to get Mr. Cheney to visit there!