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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:50 PM
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DUzy Awards will be posted tomorrow night.
Right now I'm busy with human penile tissue strips and organ bath studies and don't even bother to ask...:eyes:

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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:52 PM
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1. I'm so sending this to the DUzy guy, you cracked me up
:rofl:





:evilgrin:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:52 PM
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2. New from Kimberly Clark: Human Penile Tissue Strips -- Now with soothing aloe
The test marketing in Cincinnati went well, apparently.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:52 PM
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3. I don't even want to know
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:53 PM
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4. Uh..uh...uh...hmmm. Nope. I got nothing
but a visual
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:53 PM
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5. Details, JeffR, I require details...
:evilgrin:
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:54 PM
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6. I'm going to try out that excuse on my boss.
thanks!
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:55 PM
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7. Hah! And I thought you had your priorities straight.
Pfffft! :eyes:
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:58 PM
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8. Pfft!
Yeah, only heard that one a million times...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 06:09 PM
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9. I like to dip my human penile tissue strips in BBQ sauce
just like chicken strips.

Mmmmmmm! Tastes like chicken!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 06:10 PM
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10. Tease. n/t
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 06:16 PM
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11. This thread is worthless without pictures.
What the hey are "penile strips" anyway? They sound painful.
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:18 PM
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18. They're like those things you put on your nose to open it up
I can kill a chicken at 50 yards with one of those things on. :evilgrin:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:17 PM
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12. Ha! You rich elitists and your fancy Kleenex.
"human penile tissue strips"

:rofl: :P
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:44 PM
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13. I must have missed the bizarre threads this week! Thanks for suffering through for our sake. nt
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:46 PM
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14. Yeah......
I was arrested for that once too.....
Tell Nance I'll help with the bail if you need it.....
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:12 PM
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15. Link?
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:14 PM
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16. Does it hurt and have a temperature?
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!!!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:15 PM
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17. Being busy with human penile strips rarely stops me from posting.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 12:42 PM
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19. And people wonder why I'm always horny.
It's hard to remain clean around here, pecker-bath or no.
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