Garrison Keillor At Huffington Post: On Palin - "Bush With Big Hair"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/19/keillor-on-palin-bush-wit_n_127869.html

Keillor On Palin: Bush With Big Hair

Salon | Garrison Keillor | September 19, 2008 05:58 PM

Sept. 10, 2008 | So the Republicans have decided to run against themselves. The bums have tiptoed out the back door and circled around to the front and started yelling, "Throw the bums out!" They've been running Washington like a well-oiled machine to the point of inviting lobbyists into the back rooms to write the legislation, and now they are anti-establishment reformers dedicated to delivering us from themselves. And Mayor Giuliani is an advocate for small-town America. Bravo.

They are coming out for Small Efficient Government the very week that the feds are taking over Fannie and Freddie, those old cash cows, and in the course of a weekend 20 or 50 (or pick a number) billion go floating out the Treasury door. Hello? Do you see us out here? We are not fruit flies, we are voters, we can read and write, we didn't just fall off the coal truck.

It is a bold move on the Republicans' part -- forget about the past, it's only history, so write a new narrative and be who you want to be -- and if they succeed, I think I might declare myself a 24-year-old virgin named Lance and see what that might lead to. Paste a new face on my Facebook page, maybe become the Dauphin Louie the Thirty-Second, the rightful heir to the Throne of France, put on silk tights and pantaloons and a plumed hat and go on the sawdust circuit and sell souvenir hankies imprinted with the royal fleur-de-lis. They will cure neuralgia and gout and restore marital vigor.

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georgee PLUS cheeney.

I love Keillor's work.

I remember spending many Saturday evenings listening to "A Prairie Home Companion" on public radio and, true to form, this is an excellent article from him.

Heartily K&R'ing this.

Thank you Pravda.

calling Palin "Bush with big hair" is an insult to the Moron-in-Chief Bush.