Things that Putin Would Say To Miss Mooseburger

AnnieBW

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Sun Sep-21-08 02:00 PM
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Things that Putin Would Say To Miss Mooseburger

Okay, let's say that Miss Mooseburger gets to meet Putin at the UN. What are some of the things that he could say to her?

"I can see Alaska from Russia, and you should keep your blinds closed."

"Moose are easy. I hunt bears from the ground. Bare chested."

"I'm a Bond villain. You're a Bond girl."

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TlalocW

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Sun Sep-21-08 02:22 PM
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1. George taught me how to look at souls through a person's eyes

I'm just getting a deep, black void when I look in yours.

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