A fly on the wall at the Bailout Meeting…

Bush: Can you believe that we are getting away with this? All that money going right into our pockets! And we get to sell the houses to boot! :bounce:

Rep: Hey, Democrat what are you going to do with your share of the loot? Wow, all this money to divvy up between us. I think I am going to buy a yacht! But that’s after we offload all this loot to the overseas account.

Dem: Hey republican, who again did you call to keep any in-depth reporting off the airwaves? They really are going to earn their keep. Imagine, the TV news people report exactly what we are saying – The Sky is Falling Monday The Sky is Falling Monday
The Sky is Falling Monday… instead of reporting the causes and the actual proof we need this money!! The joke is on them !!! there is no emergency.

Bush: Ya bud, the emergency is we need to loot them now so nobody has a chance to think about it.

Rep: That was a good one guys – say its an emergency – just like Iraq. WMD WMD WMD WMD they will bomb us TOMORROW. Give me the money! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dem: Now you know the deal is that the next four years we get to steal the money and you all have to be complicit – right?

Rep: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bush: Dinner anybody? Lets celebrate – I say lobster – but you all can have what ever you want. And Champaign for everyone! :party:

Dem: chomp chomp… So when you we roll it out?
Rep: Maybe tomorrow afternoon?
Bush: Lets flip a coin…

Bush, Dems, Reps: Wow all that free money for us rich fat cats.

Reps: Can’t wait to tell everyone next year that we have to end Social Security…! More free money..

Dem: So how’s the family?

:party: :party: :party: :party: