I see KGB....Georgia in NATO...Russia committed aggression!!!

The KGB attacked a near NATO-like country! Doesn't Obama see that?! Doesn't he understand!?

Put me in charge, people! I'll protect our precious bodily fluids from the KGB. Obama doesn't understand how important our fluids are. Oh no he doesn't. He doesn't! And I do. The Russians invaded Atlanta, and no one even talked about pushing...the...b... Wait! I don't want to say it! No one tells the enemy what he is going to do. That's naivete! You do certain things. Yeah, certain things, but you don't just say them. You do them!! That's right! Do 'em! Do 'em! Do 'em!

I understand that Pakistan was a failed state before Musharraf took over, that "clear and hold" is a strategy. I sure do. I understand. It's all so clear.

And the old man with vulture eye! Oh yes. Him too! Like a watch enveloped in cotton.