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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 10:35 PM
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email of poems to be sent to Oxycontin Limpballs. Hey, he started it.
Below is the email I'm planning on sending to OxyContin in the next day or two. I'm holding out for some more "Cards" about Rush we would send to this propaganda whore. I Just wanted you all to see the email before I sent it in case you have some more ideas.

Yes, I know we could probably spend our time being more constructive, yes it's immature (but no more then the abortion cards they were coming up with), and yes I know we are all adults, however, it is a little fun and stress releaving so join in, if it's not your thing, just ignore this post.


Dear OxyContin:

Due to your boring show yesterday,especially about the e-cards for women who have had an abortion, it gave me an idea.

I let some of my fellow Democrates know what kind of crap you and your people were coming up with, and we decided to send you cards we had written to you only.

Plus, you need to get over the e-abortion cards. They pay you millions of dollars for the crap of a show you had yesterday? Anyone can do what you do!

ENJOY


**Starting with a cute limeric for you."

There once was a baby named Rush
Who never knows when he should hush.
His rhetoric is dense,
His ass is immense,
Does he know he was born from Mom\'s tush?

Annonymous poster #1

***********************

Smuggy, druggie you're so ugly Mouth of hate
And face so puggy
Spawn of Satan
Dung of dogs
Oink, oink, oink
You're a hog


Annonymous poster 2



*************************



Rush popped Viagra on the isle of Nantucket,

Fully engorged, looked for a place to tuck it,
But the anal cyst,
It did resist,
And in the end he said, "I guess I'll suck it."


Annonymous poster #3.



****************************



And one of our favorites . . .



Goodbye Rush
it's time to go
Your potential and life
go down the bowl

You'll never be
a loud mouth host
or sport a face
like a three-day-old roast

You'll never chug down
a gallon of pills
as you lie like a rug
and behave like a shill

We'll never hear your
caustic schtick
You'll never cover the crimes
of Gonzo, George or Dick

You'll never extol your
hate on the air
and pollute my car
with your verbal wares

You'll never degrade our
country so dear
So, down the drain you go
Rush Limbaugh my dear

Please know as you swirl
on down the drain
that America is much brighter
without your misguided brain



Annonymous poster #4



**********************



Dear Sweet Mother

Sincerist regrets that the burden you bore
Is now the leader of hate-mongering whores

You nurtured this Beast with love and attention
But he chose the wrong path and needs intervention

The choice that you made, no one could have predicted
That hearts and minds would be so profoundly afflicted

What kind of love was it, Dear Sweet Mother
That something's also awry with the like-minded brother

Annonymous poster #5

****************************

**This is in reference to an allegedg gay solicitation Bust**

The DJ Jeff Christie, at his own device
had carefully negotiated the price
But from his station he was fired
When the "friend" he had hired
Turned out to be undercover vice.

Annonymous poster #6

********************************

And another favorite . . .last but not least . . .

Over 3000 dead in an unnecessary war
Caused by bush and cheney and nothing more
3000 dead and 20,000 more young set to go
But you salute and taunt us because we worry so

People are arrested for smoking a joint,
You rant and rave, your finger you point
At the poor addicts and call them moral decay
While you paid your maid for your fix of the day.

The GOP profits from you and your words said
They make you their go to guy, their talking head
But the people you hurt are baffled by your hate
And wonder why your mother was allowed to mate.

Why did your mother go through the pain
To have a child with only half a brain
Didn’t she know the good she could fulfill
For all the world if she had just taken the pill.

Annyonymous poster #7

****************************

Hopefully, more to come for you later Limpballs.

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 10:39 PM
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1. Hope he understands these, the stupid fuck.
They are great, BTW.
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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 11:05 PM
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4. Those are ones posted by other members earlier today on a post
I had. Feel free to contribute if you would like. I'm still working on mine so I cannot take the credit for the ones on the email. A lot of people contributed to the email.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 10:41 PM
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2. Are those your poems?
Do what you feel you must do, but would use Spell Check on limerick and anonymous. Has more impact if words are spelled correctly. :hi:
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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 10:58 PM
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3. Thanks Nelly. I did do a spell check but will go back and look.
Also, I listed earlier today for people to make up a type of card for Rush regarding anything. He was talking all day about finding E cards for women who have had an abortion. All day long they were trying to come up with cute little sayings. We have a war going on and this is what this man feels is the most important thing to talk about for almost three hours. Pathetic millionaire.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-14-07 11:20 PM
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5. OK I'll take a stab at one or two...
Rush Limpball's an arrogant pusbag
His brain's shriveled just like an old hag
Dope's taken its toll
Just see his eyes roll!
Clearly he's half in the bag


Oral excrement spews
Unencumbered by the facts
From Rush's evil maw
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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 12:04 PM
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6. Not bad granny. Your's will be included. I'm getting ready to email
them to him before he starts today's show.
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