I shot Martin Luther King & John F. Kennedy too!! -Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Oh, and Bobby Kennedy too. And Reagan, and helped Tim McVeigh with his dirty deed.

:sarcasm:

I think he also gave the Unibomber his stamps.

What about the Lindberg baby?

It was right there by the fireplace in the lodge...I turned around for a minute and it was gone!

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(I got better...)

:spray: :rofl:

Okay, you win! I type "LOL" a lot, but seldom do I really laugh out loud...that was classic! Thanks.

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Does he know where Jimmy Hoffa's body is hidden?

Was he on the alien spacecraft that abducted Elvis (becasue we all know Elvis isn't really dead)?

Enquiring minds need to know....

...he took over the body of Ron Jeremy


/weak..I know

And I'm pretty sure he's behind the breakup of Van Halen.

Or was it Caesar Romero? Anyway, this is the Ides of March.

That bastard!!! :grr:

later he says "No wait, I confess, I am the Zodiac Killer!"

:rofl:

the dandelions in my yard either. DAMN YOU KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED!

:dem:

republicans??
why is that?
maybe they knew that they could get away with it from the republicans?? hmm?

...was to frighten people into supporting Bush.

Asshole!

I'm picturing the guy in a boiling vat of oil admitting to anything they wanna hear-nice diversion from all the bad news coming out of this administration-nice timing too...oh yea conveniently they've turned this guy into Bin Laden...they have no credibility

He said he was the one actually running around and drawing pictures of Jesus on pieces of toast.

Tie a person's hand behind his back, then hoist him up to ceiling by his wrists. Deny him food and water, threaten him with dogs, keep him awake for days at a stretch, maybe wave a torch under his feet, until he confesses murdering babies, blasting crops and calling up Satan so the Evil One could sodomize him.

Hey, wait a minute, he is John Belushi!

The latest heist of the Picasso's was his doing as well.

This guy really gets around.

When he's not out trying to take over the world or destroy civilization as we know it, he's in Monte Carlo wining and dining only the richest most powerful women in the world, leaving behind a trail of broken hearts.

I hope they find his secret moon base from where he plots all his EEEEEEEEEEEVIL.

:evilgrin:

:party:

Will Osama bin forgotten going to be jealous now? The light is off of him and on to this guy.

I smell a new video tape coming out. Perhaps this time it will be on DVD. Or that new cool blu-ray stuff?

I heard the state dept has one but it hasn't been released yet, but through my sources I have gotten a brief transcript...

Osama sits cross legged on a bunch of pillows.

Osama: so you think you got the mastermind huh? You think all your troubles are gone? Well, mr. mission accomplished, mr. smoke them out, mr. spidy holes, mr...mr...er...mr...ahhhh you get the point! you think you are so smarrrrt, soooo clever, trying to parade out this fake to make yourself look good. Well this "sheik" you have was my janitor...yeah, that's right, he wasn't even fit to walk the same ground as me. Bah, I laugh at your petty ways, I scoff at your simple minded attempts to taunt me. SCOFF! SCOFF! Your taunting days are over mr. flight suit cod piece wearing wanna-be, ooo good one, I'm the brains, I'm the big shot, I'm the king of rambling incoherently about bizarre unrelated topics in long winded video tapes that are edited down for view-ability by your government! Me, it's all ME!! that's who!! You bet your sweet ass it's me! So tell the sheik that if he's all so high and mighty how come he doesn't have several of the worlds nations after him, huh? What's that?

(off screen)
flunky: he's been captured that's why...

Osama: because he's been captured? SHUT UP! This is over, shut off the camera...(sits sulking)...I said shut it off...no? fine, I will just sit here and say nothing...nothing at all...hmmm, maybe I will have a cup of tea with joe down by the goats...Fine.

Video cuts out...

OK, kidding aside, Khalid is not a nice person. He may have done everything to which he has allegedly confessed.

Nevertheless, he was held for three years under clandestine circumstances and it is known that to get him to talk the US government used a "harsh interrogation technique" that was once used to get people to confess to witchcraft.

There was no transparency to the process that provided these so-called confessions which are being touted by the den of liars and thieves collectively known as the Bush regime. The process that extracted them is kangaroo court.

Until this man is given due process and tried in open court, I will disregard any reports of a confession or other assertions of his legal guilt.

Due process of law is a universal human right that cannot be abridged by any government. Khalid, simply because he is made of the same flesh and blood you or I are, is entitled to it. So is Dick Cheney, who also makes it as difficult as possible to discern his humanity.

I look forward to their fair and impartial trials in open court some day.

He et a baby!