Reply to this thread in the Sarah Palin faux-folksy style

Don't go rearin' yer head up!

and dang if we didn't hafta take it right on back to the cotton pickin' Wal-Marts 24 dang miles up yonder, cuz it didn't have a dang channel one on it. Then we pert near got struck by lightnin' on the way back. I's just onry today is'all.

y'all know she TRIES soooo hard.

Man, what a great night for laughs.

Bill Maher had an awesome real time tonight.

Now I've seen this thread, the 'stundents for McCain' thread...

My sides hurt.

I mean, like, doggonit, people rilly like me when I get down 'n' give 'em what for, dontcha know?

Please do not confuse this bitch with a southerner. Do not invoke the wonderful word of y'all or say that she drinks sweet tea. Those are specifically southern. I will stand for no comparison of her and myself. People can knock southerners all they like, but please do not imply that she is. We have enough problems.:rofl:

Well siddown doggone it. Can I call you jules? Ida know, just clear a space on the couch. No that's Track's drug test, give me that. Siddown already. Want a Denali? Ghead. They're in the snow out the back door. Hey! grab me one too, will ya?

thank you. That woman gets on my last nerve,donchaknow?:crazy:

also with the impacts this is having on Americans, I will write, as you say, for the families and hungry markets wanting domestic energy sources, as I have done in my executive experience as a hockey mom, and being a not corrupt Governor saying thanks but no thanks to that which was happening. Also, Americans I will be speaking directly to, as to how we must stop those who hate us and are hating our freedom and equality, also tolerance, who are crossing borders to destroy, hating America, our democracy.

Pork is bad. We must stop pork in it's tracks, and stoppin' pork earmarks! (Wink) With new mavericks having 26 years in the Senate stopping producing pork in Washington, and Americans sitting around their kitchen table having domestic energy, also healthy families, we will have put America back on the right tracks.

I could never done that which you expressed of.

;)

"Yes? Well, alrighty then. Ya know, at the PTA meetings we talked about the underground, slave stuff. Is that what America wants? Slaves? This hockey mom doesn't want anyone being a slave to taxes. That'd be waving the white flag of surrender, which I did before I was married, but that was God's will and now I'm honored and privileged and blessed with -- how many kids? Let's see, I read five newspapers and magazines, almost, so that's how I keep track of how many times my water broke during a speech. Okay, I don't exactly read them, but I do look at the sports pages, you betcha, and that's where you see the micro cos um (which is a little cosm) of this wonderful country. Gimme a W, gimme an I, gimme an N, and that's what Obiden can't do, no way, no how, nuh-uh. Go Alaska! Mush you huskies."

but no thenks :D

!!

and -wink- get back to ya!

all I did was click once.

:shrug:

With my executive experience as president of the Wasilla High homecoming decorations committee, I am ready to find the reason.

but it's all about jobs creation anyway, doggone it.

health care and job creation and lower taxes and it's really all about things that are related to job creation.

why dontcha just go buy some ammo at the Wasilla Wall mart, chill out and shoot some of dem wolves?

I'll git back to ya aftur I read my latest The Economist. **wink**

That's the Administration league, ya' know, not small potaters!
N' we'all can kick that young whippersnapper's arse at bowlin' 8 day a week!

Carly