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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:45 AM
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Today's Rapture Ready laugh of the day: After the Rapture, Obama talks to aliens
Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 01:46 AM by Sebastian Doyle
and Babwa Wawa and Whoopie worship the Devil! :evilgrin:


Originally Posted by seekingtruth1
i wonder to if it will be visible to the whole earth ???

Mopsie's Brother

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I don't think so but I do think everyone will hear the trumpet and a shout thought the unbelievers will not understand what the voice said. Read about Saul's encounter with Jesus and pay close attention to what the men traveled with him experienced.


If millions of people suddenly disappear, wouldn't there be too much screaming to notice a trumpet solo?


Mr. Off-Road
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I can see unbelievers looking at this as a mass alien abduction or something like that. Esp if Aliens start showing up on the scene after we are gone. Then Obama makes friends with the aliens and uses their technology to solve the energy crisis, financial crisis and makes peace with Israel...

wow, I had a lot of caffeine this morning.


And it didn't do you much good apparently. Aliens?? Were they in Revelation??:crazy:


mclaren1141
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I agree that people will see our departure as a Mass alien abduction. After all there is that thing about a UFO definitely arriving and showing its self here on Earth on 14 Oct. It has been,supposedly, channled through someone from the aliens....of course that means Satans demons. As for to much coffee, maybe I had to much soda, I really gotta quit that stuff.


Aliens are Satan's demons?? What fucking Bible are these people reading?? :wtf:


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The Rapture is similar to when God removed His saints from the flood and destruction of Sodom and Ghommorah.

What percentage of the world was saved from the flood?

Lot couldn't even find 10 righteous people?
What percentage of the people in sodom and ghommorah were saved?

When the Rapture happens it will barely make the nightly news!

The women on that morning propaganda show "the view" the next morning will still be blathering away about how handsome Obama is! After that they may possibly then take a minute to mentioned the story about a people disappearing. Then they will go back to talking about Goddess Oprah and how much weight you has lost and how stupid and ugly Sarah Palin is.

Then someone with a brain will remind Whippi Goldberg that Sarah Palin and her family were include in the missing person story.

ON that news they will all stand up and cheer and clap happily. Whoppi Goldberg will thank her spirit demon that Sarah the racist white trash is gone! Barabra Walters will high five the the obese women and scream "God is dead! Long live Lucifer!!"


So who are Whippi and Whoppi? Does Whoopie have sisters??
HAIL SATAN!! :evilgrin: :headbang:

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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:50 AM
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1. Um....no. n/t
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:56 AM
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2. "Read about Saul's encounter with Jesus"
Oh, the one where he never actually MET Jesus?

:eyes:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:16 AM
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4. I swear, these people are reading some secret, crazier bible than the rest of us get.
One of these days I'm going to throw my hair into a bun, buy a jumper, rent a minivan, and go infiltrate the jesus freak bookstore to see if I can score one. I wanna know where they get this shit.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 05:13 AM
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12. No, this was when jesus was in America
and Saul met him in the desert with the aliens.

I think it was in Vegas, about 1976.
(Howard Hughes told me all about it.)
mark
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anigbrowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:15 AM
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3. These people make eternal damnation sound attractive
I'm normally up for whatever people are smoking, but not in this case.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:22 AM
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5. They've obviously been smoking the crop circle refuse
Who knew smoking corn silk and corn husks could do that to a person?

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BB1 Donating Member (671 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:00 AM
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7. There might be some entity who's
spiking their pot with acid. To make sure the 'divine message' gets through.

I'm sorry Solly Mack, I just can't take this seriously, but on the other hand it's scary as hell. How come people are that twisted? And what would it take to have them see sense? I suppose only the 'real rapture' could do that... Sigh...
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:06 AM
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8.  I usually can find humor in their rantings - but one time, they
reached a level of hate and viciousness that wasn't funny at all.

I do find them scary for the most part though. Absolutely no telling what these people will do given the chance...

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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:43 AM
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6. Perhaps the funniest arrangment of words I have ever seen.
-Whoppi Goldberg will thank her spirit demon that Sarah the racist white trash is gone! Barabra Walters will high five the the obese women and scream "God is dead! Long live Lucifer!!"-

Let me guess, the one who didn't know if the Earth was flat or not will be flying through the air naked? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you wrote it as a script no one would want it. This shit is to far fetched for a Hollywood B Movie.
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:07 AM
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9. Wow
That would make one helluva stained glass window.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 02:48 AM
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10. Lizzie Hassletwit flying through the air naked??
Hell, I might actually watch that. :evilgrin:
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-08 04:06 AM
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11. That is some fucked up shit...
So what are these people going to say when they are 80? Are they still going to be saying that "The rapture is coming, the rapture is coming!!"

I do not hate those people, they chatter in their forum of delusion and false reassurances, it does not bother me that they do; I find it amusing at times. I find their imagination to be very active and I hope they do not sit around and waste their life on that junk.

But if what they are claiming is fact, then they would have no need for material items. So why do they live a 'normal' life with materialistic possessions? How come they do not give them all up and wait for the rapture in a desert somewhere?

If it really is real, then Pat Robertson should have no need for his empire, same can be said for all those people and preachers who claim that nonsense is real. If is so damn real, then they need to give up all their material possessions to the poor, as it says to do in Matthew.
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