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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:46 AM Original message |
I plan on using boiling oil to keep the poor out of my castle, how bout you? |
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dipsydoodle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. You missed out a stock of dead cows |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 10:01 AM Response to Reply #1 |
43. I got most of them for my catapult. ....Um....Cowapult. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:51 AM Response to Original message |
2. I've got armed guards at my gate |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:53 AM Response to Original message |
3. I'm presently trying to find the formula for soylent green |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:54 AM Response to Original message |
4. Constantina wire and land mines here. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:54 AM Response to Original message |
5. I'm in the lab working on a suit to |
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El Pinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:55 AM Response to Original message |
6. I have an asbestos umbrella. |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:57 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. You have only forced me to taunt you a second time. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:58 AM Response to Original message |
8. We are working on a deal to buy large numbers of smallpox- |
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MichaelHarris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 05:58 AM Response to Original message |
9. I'm going |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:01 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. He makes a good Hessian |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 11:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
45. here is Walken's entire script for that movie: |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:25 AM Response to Reply #9 |
40. Tom Cruise scares me more. |
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Double T (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:00 AM Response to Original message |
10. I saw peasants, serfs and peons with catapults and fiberglass canoes.......... |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:02 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I can't have the scrufulous scummy serfs stinking up my sanctuary. |
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Double T (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:06 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Better get out the clothes pins and breath through your mouth. |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:19 AM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Dupe, Laptop burped. n/t |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:25 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. BRING OUT THE DEAD, BRING OUT THE DEAD. |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:05 AM Response to Original message |
13. Good to know. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:07 AM Response to Original message |
15. I'll just continue to pretend they don't exist. |
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Blarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:10 AM Response to Original message |
16. I'm using hollow points. |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:52 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Couldn't get "depleted" uranium ammo? Poor you. n/t |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:11 AM Response to Original message |
17. I'm going to put mine in substandard schools and test them unfairly |
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asteroid2003QQ47 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:48 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Not that! Couldn't you just give us more religion instead? |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:45 AM Response to Original message |
20. I'm stearing clear of everyone on this thread |
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fla nocount (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 06:49 AM Response to Original message |
22. A Chuck Norris cut-out atop the ramparts. That should do it. n/t |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
24. I can release the hounds |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
25. a 12-gauge, a 30.06, and the glock for close quarters... |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
26. I'm using camouflage |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:03 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. 314 something street, somewhere, USA |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:13 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. You can take anything you want, but NOT my portraits of Archduke Cletus and King Myron |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:33 AM Response to Reply #26 |
33. You simply MUST give me the name of your decorator. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:03 AM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Mr. D.P. Gumby |
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mod mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
27. I'm throwing champagne bottles at the servants, then having them embed the shards atop the 15 ft |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:36 AM Response to Reply #27 |
34. Catapulting the dead at their flimsy siege towers is most efficacious |
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InkAddict (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
29. Written in the sky - REMEMBER DOROTHY! |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
31. My problem is the rabble keep hurling dead cats over the walls |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
32. I'm bringing back the Disco Era |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:37 AM Response to Reply #32 |
35. You cruel bastard! |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:45 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. The gloves are off, baby... |
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garlicmilkshake (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
36. Cake. Lots of cake, as in let them eat it. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
39. Are you crazy? Have you seen the price of oil lately? |
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mod mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:46 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. a mere pittance to us who burn currency instead of firewood. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
42. I plan on singing bad pop songs off key. Loudly. |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 11:18 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. So....you ARE Madonna... |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
46. naw, my plan is a 45 to hold back the rich folks |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-08-08 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
47. ............ |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-08-08 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
48. I plan to hurl insults at them from the walls in a bad French accent ! |
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