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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:30 PM
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Mean Jean Schmidt (R-OH) had a bad day............poor thing...
Edited on Thu Mar-15-07 04:12 PM by RedEarth
A bad day for Jean Schmidt.



Today on the Hill, Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) was seen “making a spectacle of herself when the unlucky lawmaker slipped and fell in what we’re told was vomit, in a bathroom in Cannon … ‘She made THE biggest scene in the hallway,’ says a staffer who escaped the, um, regurgitation. ‘It’s literally all down her back.’”

FLASHBACK:

The Ohio congresswoman who called Jack Murtha a “coward” says she “got a round of applause at a recent closed-door meeting” of House conservatives. She’s also received marriage proposals: “It’s amazing. There have been three marriage proposals and lots of dates. They think I’m a hottie,” she said.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/03/15/a-bad-day-for-jean-schmidt/
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:33 PM
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1. I'd almost like a pic to be posted on YouTube, but then...I don't really
want to see THAT! Yakkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:33 PM
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2. I won't laugh at her misfortune, but
I won't feel bad for her eihter. x(
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:35 PM
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24. Karma
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DemKR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:35 PM
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3. Danny and the rest of America, AAAAAAAAND THE WORLD
l.o.l.??? I don't wanna laugh, I really don't want to.
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Malikshah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:35 PM
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4. What a good waste of vomit. I mean really!?!
Isn't anyone thinking of the vomit? :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:35 PM
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5. 'They think I’m a hottie,” she said.' You're shitting me too
geeeze louiseee
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A Simple Game Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:52 PM
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26. I'll bet they also expect you to pay for the date
and to... well let's just say pretend you are one of Newt's dates when he isn't "cheating on" his wife. Remember it's not sex if you are a Republican.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:35 PM
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6. Hopefully, tomorrow, if there's a God, she'll have an encore:
A raging yeast infection and turbo diarrhea!

It's better than the bitch deserves.

Puke all over her back? Lots of people have wanted to do that for years!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:36 PM
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7. That stupid bitch deserves more bad days.
I would still be laughing if I had seen it for real.
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:37 PM
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8. I hope this thread makes the "Duzies".....I'm choking here...n/t
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:39 PM
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9. The flashback makes me sicker than the vomit!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:40 PM
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10. Jean
So vomit slipped in some vomit!!!! :rofl:
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Quiet_Dem_Mom Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:43 PM
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11. Schmidt was heard to say, "I'M MELTING.....I'M MELTing..."


And speaking of vomit, "they think I'm a hottie" ? ? ?

:puke:

QDM
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:43 PM
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12. republicans and conservatives are sexually aroused by anything that spews hatred and bigotry
Barbara Bush, Ann Coulter, Jean Schmidt, Condi Rice.

Horrible women, foul and disgusting, but conservatives call them "hotties".

I'll spare you the pictures.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:53 PM
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13. For many Right-wing men romance includes dripping candle wax, dozens of clothespins,
and disparaging references to their petite, rubbery weenies.

Those gals are just the delivery system needed.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 07:06 PM
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31. I thank you for the visual.
My diet is safe today.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 08:37 PM
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32. Just call me Dr. K.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 06:59 PM
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46. Or maybe "Special K".
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:31 PM
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27. How in the world could anyone possibly ....



leave Katherine Harris off a list of foul, disgusting, horrible conservative women?

An oversight I'm sure. :eyes:
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:53 PM
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14. So, SHE thinks they think she's a hottie...... Hummmmmm
Illusions of grandeur!

In denial about her attractiveness, too.
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mod mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:55 PM
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15. We don't call her a rePUKE for nothing.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:56 PM
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16. Ohh? Did a house fall on her?
Get the ruby slippers, quick, Dorothy!
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jdadd Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:57 PM
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17. Vomit?
Why am I having visions of something from the exorcist? Could this have been mean Jean's moment of head rotating,vomit spewing? Maybe it was her own vomit....Hottie....Thats enough to make me want to hurl....:puke:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:02 PM
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21. yeah, that hottie bizness . . . takes the cake in the delusion dept.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

(Marriage proposals???)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:16 PM
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37. Marriage proposal #1:
DeEr Jeean,

plez wont yu think too mary me? i livein a nyce howse i bult mysef. dont worree that we wont ever hav no fud beecuz thar ar so manee skwirels heer ware i live that we kan eet.

i lov yu Jeean!!!!!!11!

Ps. pleez find in heer a hansum pichr of me in my longjons.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:24 PM
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38. Listen, Kurovski . . .
. . . I've told ya time and time again--you've got to set yer sights HIGH when ya commence to go a-sparkin'!

Yer a better man than to go slidin' around in yer longjons after that warty ole toadstress!

:silly:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:42 PM
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39. i werks with what the good lord dun gimme.
asides, the FB and I told me ta stop sendeeng lAura Bush the nice notes i kept givin her.

i don want no more broke heart spells like that in my lyfe.
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:46 PM
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40. Well, I reckon if it must be it must be . . .
I'll pick ya out some nice iron fireplace tools for th' weddin'.

That way when she says, "C'mon and poke me!" you'll be armed . . .
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:49 PM
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41. well...ok...but,
kan u get me a farplace first?
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:53 PM
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42. !
:rofl:

You win.

(Here we have a DUzy, and damned if it isn't on a lost thread! Just the luck of a coupla hilljacks . . .)
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:59 PM
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43. Gud. We kan instal the farplace
in the south crate.

i no i kan mak Jeean so hapee.
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:57 PM
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18. Yes, that projectile vomit is a bitch!
:rofl:
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mod mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 03:59 PM
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19. Results 1 - 10 of about 80,200 for Jean Schmidt + vomit. nt.
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:00 PM
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20. I guess she's not too bright.
You are supposed to walk around vomit-not through it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:03 PM
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22. And just why was there vomit on the floor of a House office building?
Either Hookergate II had just concluded, OR Mean Jean took the paper bag off her head before she was all the way inside the stall and some luckless staffer caught a glimpse of her and :puke: d her guts out, seconds before she was forever turned to stone.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:05 PM
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23. sorry, but this is about the funniest thing I've heard today!!!
Mean Jean falling down in somebody's puke!! :rofl:
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 04:51 PM
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25. Ooh, baby, smear that hot vomit down my back.
An appropriate perfume for Schmidt, I would say.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:32 PM
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28. I thought the dlc defeated her last year
who has the 411 on that campaign?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:53 PM
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29. I'm getting aroused just thinking about Jean Schmidt and Condi Rice vomit wresting in elephant suits
GRrroowwllll...!!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 07:00 PM
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30. If I'd been there I'd have given her a 9.5 on her floor exercise
Edited on Thu Mar-15-07 07:07 PM by Hubert Flottz
and I'd have deducted half a point, for her funky dismount and landing.

Edit...Sounds like Jean may have been set up for a drive by barffing by none other than Khalid Shaikh Mohammed!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 09:17 PM
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34. You crack me up!
LOL! and thanks! :hi:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 05:50 AM
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45. Mean Jean proved one thing with her trip to the crapper yesterday
Edited on Fri Mar-16-07 06:17 AM by Hubert Flottz
...There are other things that are almost as bad as thin ice to skate on!
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 08:52 PM
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33. ROFLMAO....this post made my day.
It couldn't have happened to a more deserving target.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 09:25 PM
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35. Most people smell it far enough in advance to navigate around it.
Others just land in it. Oh well. :nopity:
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rec_report Donating Member (783 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 09:34 PM
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36. Schmidt (R) is heinous. I wonder if her despicable visage led...
Edited on Thu Mar-15-07 09:35 PM by rec_report
to her becoming a Nazi?
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 11:43 PM
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44. She wore the same shirt when she went after Murtha
Edited on Thu Mar-15-07 11:45 PM by George Oilwellian
How fitting she busted her ass on vomit. There IS a God. Let's all start singing Stevie Wonder's greatest hit "Isn't She Lovely." A one and a two and a.......



Swampy, we need a new photo of Schmidt vomit.
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