What was McCain's morning announcement?

Liberal_in_LA

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:47 AM
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What was McCain's morning announcement?

It's past 10:30am on the east coast. Last night everyone was saying McCain has
an announcement to make. :eyes:

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Horse with no Name

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:48 AM
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1. Maybe he made a doody without Ex Lax? n/t

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Obamarama

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:17 AM
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12. ROFLMAO!

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Newsjock

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:48 AM
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2. "I'm John McCain ..."

"... and I just found ... The Internet."

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gratuitous

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:20 AM
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13. But I have to wait until Bill Curtis is done with it

McThuselah then turns to a passing Sasquatch and says, "Hey there, young fella."

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Danieljay

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:49 AM
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3. I think it's Barack is the conjoined twin of Ayers, therefore he's a terrorist. n/t

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maddezmom

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:53 AM
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4. Maybe he wanted to clarify we not his prisoners....yet?

But a vote for McCain/Palin will ensure that you will be his fellow prisoner? :shrug:

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TlalocW

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:56 AM
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5. Something about not having to pay a lot for a muffler for one of his many, many cars

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endthewar

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Thu Oct-09-08 09:58 AM
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6. His campaign released an Ayers web video ad

1 minute 40 seconds long. Pretty much saying the same thing about Ayers and Obama they've been saying on the stump.

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jkshaw

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:28 AM
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15. I wonder what Ayers himself

thinks of all this ongoing crap?

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endthewar

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:32 AM
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17. "Where's Rev. Wright when you need him?"

:rofl:

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Mz Pip

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:01 AM
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7. The Viagra worked this time?

Maybe it just took a bit longer to kick in. :eyes:

He's probably suspending something or announcing something new and irrelevant. Who cares?

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leftofthedial

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:11 AM
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8. he took extra viagra last night and due to the resulting four-hour erection crisis

he is suspending his campaign until he tracks down the trollop c**t

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Lex

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:13 AM
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9. I'm looking for that information too. Anyone?

I saw this link last night:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/1008/McCain_camp_making_news_in_the_morning.html#comments

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Rosa Luxemburg

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:14 AM
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10. He's getting out of the race

and Ann Coulter will make the all women team. Palin/Coulter OMG 08

or maybe he has something to say about the economy?

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tjwash

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:16 AM
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11. The new meme is that the stock market is crashing because they are afraid Obama will get elected.

Edited on Thu Oct-09-08 10:17 AM by tjwash

Maybe he's gonna just go with that.

After he wakes up from his nap.

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greguganus

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:27 AM
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14. He just saved a bunch of money by switching to Obama. n/t

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tjwash

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:32 AM
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16. he's gonna tell us that...

Edited on Thu Oct-09-08 10:33 AM by tjwash

...due to his dual discoveries of viagra, and this new-fangled "internet porn" thingy, he is dropping out of the race to pursue whacking off full time.

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rebel with a cause

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:33 AM
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18. They are waiting for palin to pee on the 'magic stick' one more time

to make sure whether or not she is again pregnant. :shrug:

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ProgressiveFool

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Thu Oct-09-08 10:34 AM
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19. Well, naturally, he just saved 15% on his car insurance /nt

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