Extremely important news update from Fox

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435164,00.html

A doll some are claiming utters pro-Islam and even satanic messages has outraged parents in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania.

People insist they can hear Fisher-Price's "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo" mumbling "Islam is the light" and "Satan is king," according to KJRH.com and MyFOXKC.com.

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http://www.kjrh.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=5c383aca-c3d2-4b3d-b4a5-5a8108ba4971
Thursday afternoon, 2NEWS HD received a statement from Fisher-Price via email, which included an audio file (SEE ABOVE) which they identify as the "original sound track" for the doll.

The statement reads in part:

The Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo dolls feature realistic baby sounds including cooing, giggling, and baby babble with no real sentence structure. The only scripted word the doll says is “mama.” There is a sound that may resemble something close to the word “night, right, or light.”

Run for the hills!

Or am I saying Islam saves? Hmmm.

People are looking for offense.

...but Satan is most definitely King, at least until January 20th.

These dimwits recycle the same bullshit over and over again.

When can we expect to hear about Islamo-Satanist kidnappings? Won't be long...

on behalf of those of us in Oklahoma who do still possess some measure of intelligence, please don't hold it against us!

We're sorry.....there are just a lot of stupid people here....

And it comes with it's own snakes!

COO COO CA CHOO!

that used to play songs backwards and imagined they heard Satanic messages?

From the KJRH web site. Jeezus Gawd. :nuke:

Actually, it says "Osama"...or is that "Obama?" :scared:

(DISCLAIMER: I've known some great people from Oklahoma, particularly the organizers of the Bare Bones Film Festival. I reserve my ire for idiots like Oral Roberts, Senator "Pissquik" Inhofe, and the OKC *ssh*l*s who stole my NBA team.)