Take that Sarah Palin! - Democratic Underground

MichaelHarris

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Fri Oct-10-08 12:44 PM
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Take that Sarah Palin!

Scientists are confirming the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark. Jesus didn't come back as a barracuda, he came back as a shark, twice.

http://www.mysuncoast.com/Global/story.asp?S=9156918&nav=menu577_2

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Occam Bandage

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Fri Oct-10-08 12:45 PM
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1. Meanwhile, up in Heaven, the Holy Spirit sighs and goes back to recalibrating his sights.

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MichaelHarris

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Fri Oct-10-08 12:48 PM
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3. A shark Jesus would be pretty cool

because every time I went into the water I would listen to him/her

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Mr_Jefferson_24

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Fri Oct-10-08 12:47 PM
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2. Don't worry fellas, the gals will still need us...

Edited on Fri Oct-10-08 12:48 PM by Mr_Jefferson_24

...who's gonna cut the lawn?

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MichaelHarris

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Fri Oct-10-08 12:49 PM
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4. hahahaha

that's true man, my wife refuses to even look at the lawn mower.

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