I go to WeatherUnderground.com EVERY day!

Am I a terrorist?

upheaval is in the works.

we need to ask questions. Cept I don't know what to ask.

So for sure I'm partial to the underground for some reason!

We must be in different "cells."

T-storms
50% chance of precipitation

Hope I can get to the beach this evening!

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=33433&wuSelect=WEATHER

Well that figures, I'm not always an early adopter and I tend to stick with what I know and like.

:sarcasm:

but being a member here is sure to get you pegged as one! :rofl: :hi:

you need to answer! It's a question of honesty. Did you pal around with Hurricane Andrew?

And we'll get right on it if you wouldn't mind posting your DL number, SS number, bank account numbers, what you do for a living, your age and gender, your federal tax returns for the past 10 years.

We'll also need street addresses of every house you've lived in for the past 20 years, all current phone numbers and email addresses, the contents of your email address book and the exact number of flag pins and magnetic ribbons you own. Now list all aliases you've used in the past 20 years and why you used them.

Next list all misdemeanor and felony arrests over your entire life, describe all verdicts and sentences, plea bargains, time off for snitching, the exact amount of fines assessed, court costs, attorney fees et a, total prison or county jail time served.

List all drugs you're currently using -- prescribed or recreational. Please be specific.

Finally, how would you rate the Bush administration, its enlightened foreign and domestic policies, its firm hand on the ship of state? Then describe in your own words why John McCain is the right choice to carry on the Reagan/Bush vision for the next eight years.

When we have all that data in hand, posted here or sent through secure email, we'll be able to determine whether or not you're a domestic terrorist. Until then, remember to keep that happy face bright and shiny for the millions of cameras that form your new "Total Information Awareness" network. Never hesitate to snitch off your friends and family (it's really for their own good). And always treat your TSA airport security professionals with the respect and ovine subservience they deserve -- or else.


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