What a press conference would look like if John McCain was President

Q: Mr. President, how would you deal with the economy?

A: The Bush Administration policy of tax cuts for the wealthy is something that I am going to continue. Sure, we're not prospering YET, but Ronald Reagan came up with the idea of trickle down economics, Ronald Reagan, people! So that automatically means it can't be incorrect. When the wealthy have built up enough wealth, they might trickle some down to you.

Q: Mr. President, how do you plan to deal with the Democratic majority in Congress?

A: When I was a POW... hey, that gives me an idea, make them all... oh, never mind. Next question.

Q: Mr. President, how are you going to deal with our energy crisis?

A: Let the oil companies drill for oil here, give the oil companies tax breaks, make alternative energy too costly so that oil from the oil companies will be our only choice, and continue to provide subsidies to the oil companies while they continue to make record profits.

Q: But, how will that solve the energy crisis?

A: Uh... What? I see that I am causing problems. Sarah, get out here!

Sarah Palin: I refuse to answer any of your questions!

Media: Oh my God, she is so intriguing! Let's just talk about how much McCain and Palin are mavericks now.

Q: Now that massive demonstrations paralyzing the cities have now reached smaller cities like Portland, Decatur, Charlottesville, El Paso, Cedar Rapids, Santa Fe, Richmond, Indianapolis, Gary, Kansas City, Memphis, Boise, Las Vegas . . . . the other Portland, what is your administration going to do with the millions of people who are absolutely opposed to you continuing another day in office?

A: They are my friends and I am going to continue to reach across the aisle to these scoundrels.

Q: Yesterday the first batch of 27 subpoenas arrived from Congress is your administration going to respond to these subpoenas?

A: I am going to have our Attorney General answer that if Congress would ever confirm one of my nominees.

TAP ... TAP ... TAP


"Is this fuggen thing on?"


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