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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-08 07:27 PM
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OMG..BREAKING! Transcripts of Mayor Palin's city council meeting minutes unearthed!
All council members were present for the meeting, which was presided over by Mayor Palin. All stood for the Pledge of Allegiance, followed by a recitation of the Wasilla loyalty oath and the inspection of council members to determine if anyone was not wearing a lapel pin. The meeting was delayed while Stewy went out to his car to get his pin. The council then discussed the following matters:

Whether to allow the owner of the new taxidermy shop to erect a sign that did not conform to zoning regulations. ... What type of tires should be put on the police cruiser (all-weather radials seem to be favored). ... Fixing the sidewalk near the gas station. ... Allocating funds from the rainy-day account to make up for a deficit in the clerk's office caused by an increase in the price of copy paper. ... A complaint from Burt and Sue that the city was not plowing their street enough, and another complaint from Smokey and his sister Dale that Milly's dog is barking at all hours of the day (or night). ...

Because Mayor Palin had to go over and make an executive decision on a storm-drain cover that was causing problems near the ball field, committee reports were postponed on the following matters: an ordinance banning teenagers from having sex within the city limits; making Jesus the city's official savior; and removing evolution from the high school's science curriculum and making it an after-school club.

This is obviously satire, but it's oh-so-funny. You can read the rest here: http://www.courant.com/news/politics/hc-raucous0910.artsep10,0,5405233.story
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-08 07:37 PM
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1. That's the problem
It's not obviously satire.
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