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seafan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:45 AM
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Berlusconi: "Bush could be a visiting professor."
There are no words....


For Columbus Day, a Fond 'Arrivederci'

By Dan Eggen
Monday, October 13, 2008; Page A19



Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, right, says President Bush could be a visiting professor. (By Gregorio Borgia -- Associated Press)


President Bush has hosted a parade of friendly foreign leaders at the White House over the past month, but today he welcomes perhaps one of his closest overseas buddies: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusco ni.

The meeting is likely to be a warm one. During a visit by Bush to Rome in June, the two leaders showered each other with praise during a gregarious news conference at a Renaissance villa.

The charismatic Berlusconi -- a media tycoon who was booted out of office in 2006, only to reclaim power in May -- was the first European leader to back the Iraq war and has remained stalwart in support of Bush despite the U.S. president's deep unpopularity in Italy. Berlusconi has even suggested that Bush could be a visiting professor at a university he has proposed.

"I have gotten to know President Bush very well," Berlusconi said in June. "I consider him to be a very close friend, a very unique person. . . . He's always shown that he has been able to be very close to those friends of his who have shared his ideals."

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"They've had moments where they've disagreed," Smith said. "But by and large, Berlusconi is with Bush, and they see the world much the same way. . . . I'm sure it will be a nice farewell."

Alas, the widening financial panic is likely to intrude. Berlusconi caused a small international incident Friday when he suggested that world leaders might consider closing financial markets in response to the meltdown; he said later in the day that he was only referring to rumors he heard on the radio.

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:48 AM
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1. Lecture title: How I ruined the United States of America in 8 years.
:cry:
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:06 PM
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12. "Adapting Mafia Principles to WASP Political Subcultures"
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 02:40 PM
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27. One of his major points: "It's got electrolytes"
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:49 AM
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2. Why is the guy with all those burst capillaries giving that smarmy smile to Paul Anka??
:shrug:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:50 AM
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9. LOL!
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:21 PM
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17. "And they called it Puppy Lo-o-o-ove..."
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:56 AM
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3. He couldn't be a fucking substitute teacher
"visiting professor"...


Any institute of learning that has him as a "visiting professor" should have it's academic credentials pulled because it's blatantly obvious that the people there are clueless. In fact, not only should the academic certifications be pulled but the entire admnistration should have their driver's licenses pulled because I don't want people that dumb driving!
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thecrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:58 AM
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4. The riots would be too large to allow that.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 10:59 AM
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5. Why stop there?
He could be Dean of the Department for the Study of EPIC FAIL.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:00 AM
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6. The class he read "My pet goat" with wouldn't even ask him back
Edited on Mon Oct-13-08 11:01 AM by shadowknows69
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:01 AM
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7. I know Bush he's a goodfella. Knows everything in the book. Yeah, he's like a Cambridge Don.
Ha ha, he's the Don you could say. The Department Chair in fact.
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Suji to Seoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:02 AM
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8. Why does Berlusconi look like he's about to plant a wet one on Chimpy's lips?
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 01:43 PM
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23. Because Berlusconi is one of relatively few leaders of EU countries who are just as evil as Bush.
If they both got jobs as visiting professors at the Penguins' University of Antarctica, a lot of people would be very happy. And they can take Blair with them - though I believe Yale has already snagged him.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:53 AM
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10. Visiting professor? Hell, give him a lifetime appointment, Mr. Berlusconi
University of Rome or someplace. Keep him as long as you want, Silvio.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 11:54 AM
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11. Sounds like a remake of "The Nutty Professor"..
Class time for Bonzo?

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Kingofalldems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:12 PM
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13. Professor Irwin Corey
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 02:03 PM
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25. You rang?

Turns out the old gent is still with us and as sharp as ever.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/14/nyregion/14comedian.html
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:14 PM
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14. I guess we're not the only country with a stupid "leader", though
it sometimes feels like we are.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:16 PM
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15. Silvio is starting a Beer Bonging University in Italy?
:dunce:


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Truth2Tell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:19 PM
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16. Hey, what's wrong with Beer Bonging Universities?
:shrug:

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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:38 PM
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18. Dumb idea.
Bush can't speak Italian.

or English.

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snake in the grass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:48 PM
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19. Berlusconi is a criminal...
...who is almost as dumb as Bush. I really love Italy, the wine, the cuisine, the attitude, and Italian women are simply beautiful, but I just can't figure out why they keep falling for this little prick.
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mile18blister Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 12:49 PM
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20. I'd demand my tuition back
if I got stuck in a class "taught" by Chimpy. :puke:
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 01:28 PM
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21. Bush to lecture on string theory and quantum mechanics
He'll bring a giant ball of string to his first lecture.
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 01:32 PM
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22. "American Gibberish 101"
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 01:47 PM
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24. B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 02:04 PM
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26. This is from The Onion, right?
:rofl:
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:02 PM
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28. The look... Of love... Is on... Your face...
Aw, c'mon, Silvio. Plant a big wet juicy one right on those longing, lustful lips. You know you WANT to. Don't worry about Lieberman getting jealous -- he's busy planting a big wet juicy one on the OTHER end, if you get my drift...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:09 PM
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29. The Silvio Berlusconi Chair in Brush Clearing
Edited on Mon Oct-13-08 03:10 PM by KamaAina
that is what the :dunce: 's degree is in, right?

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